Paris Hilton recently came up with this gem of a quote, when asked if she would ever do a Playboy spread (pun intended).
"They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. I'll never do it. Why? Because I'm Paris Hilton."
The Gerald Young take:
A million times, huh? What comes after million, Paris, a batrillion?
Hef, you dirty, old pedophile. Why would you be asking a skanky 17 year old when you can ask the hottest WOMEN of the world? Shame, Hef, shame.
She would never do it because she is Paris Hilton? Is this because Playboy is too high class? If Larry Flynt wheeled his perverted ass up to you and offered you a dollar to do a DVDA pictorial you would jump at the chance. Did you already block out of your simple mind that little video that everyone in the world, 3rd world countries included, has seen?
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