I tackled the Hispanic race. I almost just said the Mexicans. That might have offended someone. I don't like being called, "The whites." I prefer, 'The crackers."

IS THERE ASIAN TRASH?

Like instead of watching sumo wrestling they watch WWE.

Instead of eating a home cooked delight they eat La Choy on top of Uncle Bens.

They drive American made cars instead of Japanese.

And finally, instead of using chopsticks they use sporks. That's right. KFC friggen sporks.

If you have any Asian friends that fit this mold, feel free to call them Asian trash. Keep in mind that if they slap you instead of giving you a well deserved karate chop (a swan kick will also suffice) THAT MAKES THEM MORE ASIAN TRASH.

Authors note: I have plenty of Asian friends. At least we all looked Asian in college. This joke was not to offend. I am not racist. Jokes are jokes. If you got offended.........LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.

Another authors note: Smile a million times a day. Why you may ask. Because I somehow connected the spork into a joke about Asian people.