Altough my subject says that I am getting off of my lazy ass, it is a lie. I am sitting down. I don't know why I chose that as a subject, fuck, I don't even know what I am going to post. I guess I am just going to free flow a lil' bit.

Why did I just shorten little to lil'? Was it to be cute. Abrv's r fn. Ppl dnt no wht u r syng tho smts.

Enough of the gayity.

I have 4 packs of smokes left. After that, I AM DONE!

I will no longer be a slave to Joe Camel. That bastard has made me spend a lot of money. Not to mention the irrepreable damage I have caused my lungs. My circulatory system has hated me for over 10 years now. Altough, I am not sure if we were that close before.

What's fun about quitting smoking is that you tell everyone that you are quitting and no one believes you. Thanks for the support, fuckers! I just said I am quitting smoking. I didn't say I was quitting masturbating.

I am doing it the old fashioned way. Cold turkey. No patch, no Zyban, no gum. I have convinced myself that I want to be healthier. I want to smell and taste things better. I want to have an extra $120 a month for other things,...like black- tar heroin.

I am going to spare this afterschool special advertisment for not smoking. I am just going to quit. It is something that I want to do.

On a side note, I just lit up a smoke and it tastes good.