As I was "Grooming" I was being SUPER careful. Above my toilet is a medicine cabinet. I was leaning over further and paying attention. I mean I have a pair of scissors in my hand and I am basically performing surgery. After completion of this delicate task, I raise up and almost give myself a concussion. God, that could have been so much worse.

Why am I sharing this story? I could have kept it to myself and no one would have ever known. I figured I maybe made at least one person laugh. I have decided that my purpose in life is to make at least one person laugh each day. If having to tell stories about me trimming my pubes does it, then so be it.

I may have a bump on the back of my head now, but at least my pubile area is mowed.