Tomorrow marks the day we celebrate the taking of this great land of ours from the Indians. Pardon me, the Native Americans. What I would like everyone to do is say "Happy Thanksgiving" to the next NATIVE INDIAN that you see. They will give you a dirty look just seconds before they scalp your craker ass.

In all seriousness, I would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Once the tryptophan sets in from the turkey and everyone is fat, bloated, and sleepy; just remember one thing. We stole this land fair and square!