So, I am kind of battling a little bit of depression lately as I have said. No big deal. I know it is just a phase. I just don't like not being myself. I sought some help for this and I am seeing a psychiatrist.

I go into his office today and I have to fill out this survey. It basically asks a bunch of questions on a scale of 1-4. Just asking how I am doing. I was honest when I answered them. The dude tallys up the score and looks at me with a sny look on his face and says, "100! That's a pretty high score."

Thanks, asshole.

Nice "Head shrinking."

Nothing makes me feel better about myself then the guy I am seeing for help basically telling me that I am abnormal. It made me feel like he was going to say this next, "Wow, you're crazy! Medicine hasn't come along far enough to help you. You are fucked!"

I am glad I can find some humor in this. I am going to be fine. I will be cracking jokes and making sweet love.........to my hand, in no time.