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Stand Up Sets

 

Stand Up Audio  (4-12-06)

 

Stand Up Audio (3-22-06)

 

Stand Up Competition (3-1-06)

 

Stand Up Audio (2-22-06)

 

Stand Up Audio (1-25-06)

Stand Up Set Sheet (1-25-06)

 

Stand Up Audio (1-11-06)

Stand Up Set Sheet (1-11-06)

 

Stand Up Audio (12-28-05)

Stand Up Set Sheet (12-28-05)

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Gerald's Other Stuff

The Friday Fuck you (Friday 9-29-06)

I'm A Writer (9-19-06)
 

My Wigger Neighbor (4-7-06)

 

When I say whore, I mean whore! (1-27-06)

 

Paris, you ignorant slut. (1-24-06)

 

Don't read this if you get offended by tragedy (1-18-06)

 

I might be Dr. Dolittle (4-28-05)

 

I tott I taw a puddy tat (4-26-05)

 

Sexy-ass 80 year old women the new Pope wants to fuck (4-21-05)

 

Say your prayers and eat your vitamins (4-19-05)

 

Thanks for the help, asshole (4-11-05)

 

Mike Birbiglia on the unfortunate passing of Mitch Hedberg. (4-6-05)

 

Escalators can never break (3-31-05)

 

Random shit on a Friday afternoon (3-35-05)

 

I thought I was addicted to Rachael Leigh Cook (3-8-05)

 

I thought I was going to die (3-2-05)

 

I wish I went to Bayside High (2-15-05)

 

Thank you Red Bull (1-19-05)

 

Get off my ass and write a blog (1-19-05)

 

Screaming Kids (1-19-05)

 

Pube Trimming Irony (1-9-05)

   

Stealing land from the Indians (11-24-04)

 

I was Mexican for 5 minutes so this is ok (10-14-04)

 

But what about Asian people Gerald? (10-14-04)

 

 

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Don't masturbate to this pic of me with porn star Cindy Crawford.  If you block her out you can masturbate to a pic of just me if you choose.

 

Jokes

 

 

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