When I say whore, I mean WHORE!



This is crazy. I'll add my 2 cents into this news report with the handy use of [brackets]. Brackets is kind of a fun word. Just say it. Anyway, here we go...

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MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin [This could be the biggest news to happen there since Laverne & Shirley were caught inserting beer bottles into their orafaces at the Shotz Brewery] (AP) -- A pregnant woman [Not a rookie, take my word for it. You'll see in about 2 seconds] has been taken into custody after three of her 14 children, showing signs of abuse, were found taking refuge in an abandoned house, police said Friday. [It would suck being those 3 kids knowing that the other 11 kids, and probably the one on the way, are clearly her favorites. Hey lady, there is this thing known as birth control. Check into it.]

"The kids told us that the suspect regularly punches them with her fists [I heard that she occasionally did the Daniel- San Crane Kick as well] and hits them with a broomstick [when she is not fucking herself with it because it is obvious that this whore likes sex] and belt," police spokeswoman Anne E. Schwartz [This sounds like a made up name] said.

Twin 9-year-old boys and a 6-year-old boy were found
Thursday night with scars and bruising to their backs and faces [I don't have anything funny to say here. This is actually kind of sad], she said. The abandoned house did not have heat, water or electricity, and the floor was littered with feces and garbage [Didn't your mommy teach you how to pick up after yourself? Oh, wait] Schwartz said.

"It's apparent the children have been going there for a while [Can you really blame them though? I mean, who doesn't want to experience how crackheads live?]," she said.

Schwartz said the woman, 35, is pregnant and has 14 children [Wow!], ages 3 to 20 [Double wow!]. The six oldest children previously had been removed from her custody by child-welfare officials [Yet they keep letting this bitch spread her legs. They should "fix" her. Bob Barker would be happy if this bitch got spayed. Isn't that what life is all about; making and keeping Bob Barker happy?] and the remaining children were removed Thursday, authorities said.
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I don't have a clever postscript to this. I wish the best for the children involved because let's face it, Whitney Houston said it best when she said, "I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way."