Forbidden!

MySpace.com Whore of the Week!

This is a test of the Emergency Whore Alert System.  If this had been a real Whore Alert... oh wait!  It is!  Thus, details about this whore will now follow, so please listen carefully as this information may help you prevent infestation of crabs and other STDs, because let me tell you ladies and gents… this whore has got to be a bigger germ farm than that monkey on Outbreak!

This biznitch whore is skankarific!  Forbidden, as she calls herself, is subconsciously telling you to stay away from her whoring skank ass.  Forbidden, as in you don’t friggin’ want any of this.  Forbidden, as in toxic waste contamination!  This whore’s “junk” is glowing green if you know what we mean!  If you get bit by one of the bugs crawling around on this wench you won’t turn into Spiderman or some other superhero.  The only thing super about it will be the Super Sized dose of penicillin you be getting jammed in your ass later in the week!

We here at Whore of the Week interviewed numerous popular political and Hollywood figures in the media and asked them their position on the latest MySpace Whore of the Week pick.  These are some of the responses we received:

Quark, the ugly big eared and randy alien on those Star Trek shows, was recently loitering in the MySpace Whore of the Week parking lot hoping to pick up on some whoring biznitches.  We showed him Forbidden’s profile and he nearly jizzed himself exclaiming “That bitch would even blow me!”  We promptly agreed this assumption and the probable fact he had already banged a few of her whoring friends as Quark’s “space junk” is no doubt infested with some sort of mutated radioactive case of crabs.

We wanted to represent the religious community and get their opinion on this matter.  We pulled a few holy strings and landed an interview with the late Pope John Paul II.  When we asked the Pope about our latest MySpace Whore of the Week, he promptly covered his eyes and broke down admitting that “That Whore gave me friggin’ crabs!”  We consoled the Pope and assured him it must have been a mistake due to an over consumption of wine that evening and suggested that maybe he and the Big Guy aught to have a little one on one concerning the new Plague we like to call the MySpace Whore of the Week!

We were honored this week to receive a commendation from our esteemed Vice President of the United States, Dick Cheney!  Dick called us up to congratulate and encourage us to continue our educational awareness of the public on the dangers of MySpace Whores!  We asked Dick is opinion on our latest MySpace Whore of the Week in which he commented and later stated in an interview with the news media, “I would shoot myself in the face before I fucked that bitch!”

Leaving no stone unturned, we wanted to get input from a leading national expert on whores, thus we turned to our attention to none other than Rick James himself!  We showed Rick a photo of Forbidden’s titties and after careful examination, Rick had this to say… “The milk has gone bad, Nigga!”  Rick gave this MySpace Whore of the Week a two thumbs down!

Concerned about the future of our nation’s youth, we performed a survey at a local kindergarten and asked the children what they thought of our MySpace Whore of the Week.  In an overwhelming majority vote, 9 ½ out of 10 kindergarteners agree that this bitch is a friggin’ whore.  (Unfortunately we couldn’t tell what the 10^th kid’s vote was because the crayon broke, thus we gave him a ½.)  When asked his opinion, little Jimmy states “Fuck you!  You stupid Whore!” and promptly gives Forbidden the big middle finger in the sky!  Child Geniuses!

We would like to remind everyone that this whore is likely infested with numerous bugs!  In addition to the Whore Alert we would also like to issue a Scary Bitch Alert as this wench obviously thinks she is some sort of vampire and feels the need to suck on anything and everything!

This has been a service of MySpace Whore of the Week’s Emergency Whore Alert System.  Further alerts will be issued in the future, so please visit our website often at http://DamnCrackers.com for late breaking MySpace Whore of the Week updates!