Mike Birbiglia
Inspiring Young Crackers Everywhere
A few years ago, right after I got out of
college and when I was still in my, "I'm not taking a job that pays
less than $18 an hour, I went to college" phase, I was doing what an
unemployed ex-college student did best. No, not look for a
job. I sat in front of the television and watched Comedy
Central. This specific day of watching the central of all that is
comedy was not like the rest though. I was watching Premium
Blend, a show I don't usually enjoy but it was better than the other
352 channels we get that are about as fun to watch as tennis narrated
in Spanish. At that time a pale looking gentleman came on the
Premium Blend stage. He kind of reminded me of the guy you would
want to watch your kids when you need to take a night out with the
wife. Not that I would know anything about spending time with a
wife, let alone babysitter selection. That is just who he
reminded me of. Well, he started out his set with a joke about a man
crying over a book, and telling him it was okay; that he couldn't read
either. This joke was followed up by a set of jokes that will
forever live in the halls of comic genius. Those jokes were the
reason I spent the next few months trying to find out who this unknown
comedian was; if only I would have paid attention to his name when he
first came on stage I could have saved my precious unemployed lounging
time. The only reason it took me so long to find who he was the
way his name is spelled; well his last name is the real culprit.
His name, Mike Birbiglia; which I found out after religiously watching
Comedy Central till they replayed his skit. Actually, in other
bits, Mike's last name is part of his act, a very funny part; then
again his whole act is funny. But now back to the jokes
that made Mike Birbiglia my #1 favorite comedian.
The first one is as follows:
"I'm trying to integrate the word cracker into my act these days.
Cause a lot of Black comics use the ‘N’ word. I'm
tryin' to use the ‘C’ word."
See the video I am talking about here.
Since then, Mike has moved on and added many things to his resume such
as; not one, but two Comedy Central Presents, Shorties watching
Shorties, Motherload, Late Show with David Letterman, The Roast of
Denis Leary, Montreal Comedy Festival and much more. Birbigs, as
he has named himself by shortening his last name, has two of his own
comedy cd’s. One of which I am listening to at this moment
called Dog Years, that is signed by the man himself, and another one
called 2 Drink Mike.
I actually have two of his cd's that he signed personally. One
from when I went to see him in New Jersey, which right there shows you
he is my favorite comedian, due to the fact I went into New Jersey . .
. a state I despise. The other cd is from helping on his street
team and getting him to 6th place on Comedy Centrals top
comedians.
Mike has just finished up his Comedy Central
tour, Medium Man on Campus. He is also awaiting the release of an
independent film he is in called, Stanley Cuba in which he plays Stanley in a parody of the life and work of Stanley Kubrick. In a recent interview with Gothamist.com, Mike spoke on what he is currently up to, saying, "I'm finishing editing a series of six Secret Public Journal episodes for Comedy Central's Motherload
online content site. They're video blogs from my Medium Man on Campus
tour. I'm definitely moving more in that direction. There are some
films and TV stuff that I'm writing right now." Mike is also
working on "Sleepwalk With Me." A one person play that, "leads
you on a walk through his world of love, bears, and sleepwalking. Trust
us, you want to follow."- Time Out NY
To sum this article up, Birbigs has been an
inspiration to me in the comic world. Hell, my website is named
after one of his jokes. The reason Mike stands out as one of the
greatest comics to live, to me, is because of the intellectual quality
of his jokes and his ability to perform without using profanity.
That and the fact that he could make me laugh even if my Grandmother
just died because she was sat on by Oprah, because she stole her seat
at an all you can eat buffet, not to be confused with an all you can
eat Jimmy buffet which is found at the Dahmer Rib Shack. So go
check out Birbigs.com if you haven't already. That's Mike's official website. This is Mike's Fan Network. Two equally good sites for one hell of a comedian.
-Derrick Michael

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