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15 Minute Rundown

Updated often, which means when ever I get to it.

 

McDonalds - Come'in Get It



A short story (2007)


Doctors (9-15-06)
Clowns and stuff  (9-7-06)
Mike Bigbirlia - The Man, The Comic, The Cracker (9-6-06)
 
Steve Irwin is Dead (9-4-06)

Heterosexual Pride Day (7-30-06) 
 
 
It came through the window, part 2 (6-20-06)
 
 
 It came through the window! (6-6-06)
 
 
If you are blind, do not read this! (5-8-06)
 
 
Their not Hobbits, their little people (4-29-06)
 
 
No I did not write Crash (4-13-06)
 
 
Autism awareness month (4-10-06)
 
 
Get R Dumb (3-30-06)
 
 
Iran is a tough cuntry (3-9-06)
 
 
Top 8 best jobs ever! (3-2-06)
 
 
Dude..Where's my hooker? (2-9-06)
 
 
Like I need a sign to tell me that (1-29-06)
 
 
Jan. 24th (1-24-06)
 
 
1st floor....lazy assholes (1-19-06)
 
 
Islamic Barbie (1-14-06)
 
 
Mexico wants something, like that's something new (1-12-06)
 
 
Yo quiero taco bell (1-11-06)
 
 
"Wal-Mart Halts Movie Suggestions on Web" (1-6-06)
 
 
"I'm gunna sue" (1-4-06)
 

What is Boxing Day? (1-1-2006)

 
J.K. Rowling readies pen for final Potter book (12-28-2005)
 
 
LONDON (AFP) - The British Father Christmas who lost his Santa of the Year world crown has lashed out, citing a suspected campaign to stop him from winning again that has damaged "Santa morale". (12-19-2005)
 
 
Ruined (12-19-2005)
 
 
Quattro (6-27-2005)
 
 
Car Molester(6-7-2005)
 
 
Old Navy (5-2-2005)
 
 
Theory (2-04-05)
 
 
John? (12-13-2004)
 
 
Rich? (11-26-2004)
 
 
Inhale? (11-16-2004)
 
 
Text Messaging (11-12-2004)
 
 
Curry (11-9-2004)
 
 
Cracka (11-6-2004)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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