Awesome, Barbie's now a terrorist, I never really liked that doll anyways, she wasn't anatomically correct. Damn you Mattel! Well I guess I can't really call Barbie a terrorist, they renamed her and she is now called Fulla, complete with suicide vest and Koran. (high jaked airplane sold separate)

After looking at this picture I have to say this doll is a terrible representation. Now I know that the actually Barbie doll represents like 2% of the American population, but this doll represents .00000000000002% of the Mideast population. The doll is lacking the scars on her face for not covering up and showing her skin and she lacks the crutches and cast from the one day she miscounted and only prayed to Mecca 4 times in a day. This doll would give Ken a plastic erection. There is a reason that women wear a full veil in the Mideast, contrary to popular belief that it's a religious thing, it is actually to hide their hideous faces from casting men to stone. If anything, this doll is an American spy Barbie.

The article states, "Saudi Arabia's religious police had banned 'Barbie the Jewish doll', whose 'revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West."' Yep you read it right, religious police. There crackin down on, "barbie the Jewish doll" and they aren't messing around. That hoe's gonna keep her clothes on and stop spreading her legs for uncircumcised Ken. I don't know how you could construe Barbie to be Jewish. She's always spending money on some new outfit, she's got blond hair, she doesn't smell like matzo balls during Passover and I don't remember Hitler rounding up all the Barbie dolls and putting them into camps. Shit, Barbie's got blonde hair and blue eyes.

Back to the religious police. "Saudi Arabia's religious police stopped schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing correct Islamic dress.1" And people in this country want to bitch because we put "In God We Trust" on our money. There should be a new reality show, hold on, there shouldn't be a new reality show but if there had to be one it should be "Islamic Cops". I rarely watch tv but I would watch that show. Just imagine it, fade in to the Islamic Cops riding on camels with there ak-47, and then the music bust in.