Can you believe it, I can't! The final Potter book, what is the author thinking? Has she made too much money? Has she been threatened by The Catholic Exchange?(< this is actually funny all by its self) Is she retarded? Has the Pope pulled a few strings with God? It's a mystery!

I really don't know much about the author but I learned all I need to know about her from one quote in the news article, (The word of J.K. Rowling, yahoo 12-27-05) , "For 2006 will be the year when I write the final book in the Harry Potter series,"(amen, you may be seated) If this is how she talks that is enough to hate her for right there, I bet she even talks in the third person, but even if you find yourself saying, "that doesn't make me hate her", well let me add this, she's British. Ohh and just for the hell of it another quote from her, "It will all be over at last and I can't quite imagine life without Harry," SHE THINKS HE IS REAL!

So when this last Book is made into a movie, sometime around the release of Rambo IV, Potter fans will have to find something else to masturbate to than little kids playing with their magical wands