So Schick has invented a new razor, the Quattro with 4 blades. This is an amazing invention, who would have thought to take a razor with 3 blades and add one more? I know that guy is making big bucks with his humungoid brain; hell Nasa probable has him working on interplanetary space travel right now. It probable wasn't even one guy that invented it, there was probable a room full of scientists and choad boys working on a way to make the 3 bladed razor better. But then I got to thinking about it and this could actually be one of the worst inventions ever. Instead of my normal 3 blade scarred face from trying to shave in the shower in the morning cause i'm late for work I get a nice new 4 blade tattoo on my cheek. And where do they go from here, the 5 blade razor blade, the 10 blade hell why not just make a razor the size of your head so it only takes one second to shave my face off when I'm late for work.
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