Yahoo News, "VIENNA, Austria - Iran threatened the United States with "harm and pain" Wednesday for its role in hauling Tehran before the U.N. Security Council over its nuclear program. But the United States and its European allies said Iran's nuclear intransigence left the world no choice but to ask for Security Council action. The council could impose economic and political sanctions on Iran."

Who the fuck does Iran think they are? Threatening the U.S. with harm and pain, that's a big threat from a little country. I was angry about this comment till I researched Iran a little and found out who's their leader of delegation to the International Atomic Energy Agency is.

It's this guy, Javad Vaidi. You might remember him from a movie back in 2000, where he played a mob boss with a speech impediment named Yanni Gogolack.

So...I have figured out what we need to do to stop Iran from causing "harm and pain" the the United States. First we get that guy from friends, the one who everyone thought was gay but then married that hot chick. We get him to goto Iran to rat out someone, lets say Bruce Willis but instead of calling him Bruce Willis we will call him "Jimmy 'the rose' Rodeski". While that guy from friends, let's call him "Oz", is in Iran, the leader of delegation to the International Atomic Energy Agency (the guy above) will catch him and make Oz tell him where "the Rose" is hiding. "The Rose" will then proceed to do what is necessary to stop Iran and their "harm and pain" from coming to the U.S.

Or wait, his name is actually Kevin Pollack and the movie was The Whore 9 yards. So maybe this isn't a good idea, plus Bruce Willis is getting old but he did sing for our troops in Iraq.