You know what really makes me love America? Besides it's not Canada?  The phrase, "Git-R-Done".  It just makes me wants to say "yee-haw" and find some sheep and give them a dirty sanchez.  The phrase, "Git-R-Done" makes me want to watch NASCAR, masturbate and beat my kids at the same time.  It makes me want to smack Larry the cable guys mother with Gerald Young's cock for producing such a bag of shit(though Gerald Young would rather it be Larry himself).  Larry the Cable Guy is a comic retard. The only this that is funny about this guy is that he looks like a monkey.  His saying, "Git-R-Done" has even been made fun of by homeless retards named"Taco Salad", not to be confused with "tater salad" and almost makes me wanna redo the "How retarded are you?" scale and place him somewhere around Dat Phan retarded.  Instead of doing that I have created a new scale, the "Git R Dumb" scale.

Yes Ben Aflack does achieve a higher ranking than Larry the Cable Guy, if you ever reach any of these ranks please remove your testicles/ovaries.

America needs to be cleansed of anyone who thinks this saying is "cool".  This term is single handedly "dumbing" down our citizens, well this term and 50 cent.  I hear way too many people use the term cent when speaking about more than one coin.  If they are paying with a 50 cent piece then it is legit, but how many people actually pay with 50 cent pieces anymore?  That is another topic, back to Get R Done.  This term seems like it would be a motivational phrase.  Something like, "Timmy you didn't do your homework, no I'm not going to beat you again, just get r done."  Though I would rather not see it spelled like that.  It would be much better if it was used in that form.  But no, Larry the Cable guy has taken a motivational phrase and coined a fart joke/redneck/sheep humping phrase and therefore Larry the Cable Guy has earned the turd burglar award.

To give more validity to giving him this award let's look at one of his books titled, "Git-R-Done".  I will be quoting from his publishers website, randomhouse.com.  "Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes..."  that's the first sentence, and I didn't want to read anymore and I don't believe that I have to quote anymore for you to understand that Larry The Cable Guy is a turd burglar; but I persisted through this review for anyone that might be skeptical, such as everyone from the south with less than 10 teeth.  In the review Larry states, "I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do."  To laugh like you do?  Okay...well first we would have to have brain surgery in which we would have this portion of our brain removed, then watch some Dat Phan reruns on Comedy Central, next listen to Oprah and Dr. Phil have a debate on who sucks more cock and lastly huff glue for about month straight to even get close to the level of retardedness you are at, then we could laugh like you do, you fucking retard.  One positive thing I will say is that Larry's mom's quote is the only good thing on this book review.  Larry's mom, '"There's really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read.'"  Well no need to apologize, I won't be reading it.