"Bill Clinton will open his presidential library in his native Arkansas on Thursday"

This really excites me, I now know that someone who lies, cheats and smokes pot but "doesn't inhale" can get a library with their whole life inside. So if this is the case what if I go a step further? I believe I will gamble excessively, lie, cheat, put a "my kids an honor student" sticker on my car and, are you ready, get a prostitute, but "not pay". Then I will run for president, some how get elected and have people hate me. But when I am not president anymore I will make false claims about the current president and get my own library. I think it sounds good. But then I got to thinking, what if this works, why the hell would I want my own library, I don't want my life to be accessible to the public, so this is my solution. I will slave at my job for the rest of my life, buy a mini-van and put a, "my son beat up your honor student" sticker on the bumper, drink excessively and run for the school board.