Have you ever heard a conversation like this one?
Person 1 "...yeah that john right over there!"
Person 2 "Which john that one?"
Person 1 "Nah that john."
Person 2 "Aight"
What the hell is this? Since when did a persons name, a
proper noun, become a
noun that can be anything, any noun. Where did this originate? Why not tim or hernando, why john? Come on you know hernando is a better choice.
Person 1 "...check out that hernando over there!"
Person 2 "That hernando is bangin."
Person 1 "Damn straight"
When people fill out those mad libs, how are they ever going to make sense? I went and found a mad lib and filled it out, heres how it went.
John and I decided to try out the newest sport called john. The object of the game is to kick a john all the way to the end of the field. Every time you do, the fans yell JOHN! and you get points. The person with the most points wins. NaN started and kicked the john halfway down the field. What a shot! Then it was my turn. I picked up the john, took aim, and missed completely. I felt so penis-shaped! I tried again, and this time I kicked the john all the way to the end of the field. The fans in the stands hollered word! I won the game! Now I am the champion of john ! I didn't want all the large , credit, so I treated Hernando to an ice cream sundae with anchovies on top!
