I recently watched the movie, "Very Bad Things". A quick run down of the movie. Guy is getting married, guys friends take him to Vegas, guys friend kills hooker, then kills security guard and then the rest of the movie is about covering up the murder of the hooker and the security guard. Killing hookers is an all around good concept for movies. If you are skeptical let me help ease you into the hooker-killing era that is soon to begin.

It's a family movie. I am sure you are saying, "how can killing hookers be a family movie." Well, it teaches children hookers are bad and they deserve to die. Now I bet you are saying, "killing isn't a good thing to be teaching children." To that I say, the day will soon come when killing hookers is accepted in everyday society just as Dr. Phil was once thought to be a man, but now is considered by all to be in fact a female.

It is also a comedy. Not many things crack me up as much as someone saying, "ohh shit I just killed a hooker" while they are trying not to laugh and nutting on her forehead. Then everyone around them laughs and hugs and laughs some more, then kills some more hookers. There are so many ways of turning this concept into a comedy. For example, "Honey I Killed The Hooker", "Hookerbusters", "National Lampoon's Hooker Killing Holiday", "Cheech and Chong's Dude is She Dead?" and "The 40 Year Old Dead Hooker".

Killing hookers is also a suspense. The reason, you don't know when the hooker will die, or maybe they will die by the actors or maybe several years down the road when all the STDs catch up with them and they die a slow painful death (which is possible a better ending). How about a hooker killing serial murderer, who's the killer? Is it the investigator on the case or is it Tom Spuncer, the man who claimed he saw the hooker killer but didn't get a good enough view to pick him out in a line up?

This movie concept can be a western movie. Everyone knows there were hookers every where in the old west days. Round 'em up and have a free for all.

I am sure there could be many TV shows made from this idea as well. The Discovery Channel could get Steve Irwin to do a show called "Hooker Hunter". "Ohh criky, there's one right noow. She looks like a biter, I better get my rubber gloves on cause I can see the herpes juice seeping out of her lip." Or "Hooker Fear Factor"- It wouldn't be like the current fear factor. This show would have no harnesses and straps and all stunts would be rigged so the hooker dies.

E-mail me any suggestions you might have for other television/movie ideas with a hooker killing theme.