If you watch the news at all you know of the 13 miners getting trapped in the mine in West Virginia.  Well this morning the villagers of this mining town were told that 12 out of the 13 were alive, whoo hoo, yeaaaah!  But uhh wait a second, actually only 1 out of 13 survived.  This was as everyone knows now a miscommunication, or what it really should be described as is some dumb red neck listening to his scanner and misinterpreting what was said, then going and giving everyone false hope.  While watching the news this morning on Good Morning America or one of those shows that start out everyday with, "Breaking News" and then they play the scary, "ohh my God what happened now" music, showed a lady who found out that only 1 out of 13 survived and the first thing she said was, "I'm gunna sue."  Okay think about that and I will get back to it.  Other peoples reactions didn't differ too much, they all were basically, why were we lied to?  These people are so fucking self-centered, they just found out that their uncle, dad, brother who was actually their dad too (this is West Virginia) are dead and the first thing they think about is themselves.  "Why were we lied to, why were we given false hope, why is my brother my dad?"  Accept the facts, morn and move on.  They are dead and moaning about it to CNN isn't going to bring them back.  If you are going to waste my morning TV time with anything about this Tragedy, waste it on the, "21 citations last year for a build-up of combustible materials at the mine." 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
    Okay now back to the very intelligent lady with a Master Degree in child molestation who stated, "i'm gunna sue!"  This phrase has become an epidemic in our country; too many people sue for the most stupid shit.  People try and sue where ever money can be made.  I am sure the, "i'm gunna sue" lady was thinking how much money she can make rather than thinking, "I wish 'insert' dead miners name here' wasn't dead!"  Furthermore, I am sure everyone has heard someone use this phrase in a joke or sentence sometime when they don't get their way, where all it does is make the person sound unintelligent.  For all these people I again say suck it up, take the loss, you're not always going to get your way.  And for anyone that hears someone use this term when it is completely uncalled for, please grab their hair on the back of their head, take knife and cut scalp starting at the forehead and ending where you have a hold of the hair. 
 
The following are some articles on people who used the phrase, "i'm gunna sue."
 
David Blaine Sued for 'Stealing Godly Powers'
-First off David Blaine has no real powers except fooling people into believing he has a life.  Second, you dont say David Blaine stole anything from you except 60 minutes with his Frozen In Time special.
Couple sues over missing ring at Logan Airport
-Here's a good idea to avoid this, don't take your $7,000 ring off, it cost as much as a new Hyundai.  An even better idea of how to avoid this, don't buy a $7,000 ring. 
McDonald's obesity suit tossed
-Fat people cried, then ate 16 Big Macs, washed it down with 2 litters of coke and were happy again.
Stella Liebeck v. McDonald's Corporation
-This is the famous, "I can't believe hot coffee can burn my leg off" case. 
 
 
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