I love the people that put license plates or stickers on their vehicle to tell you what they are.  Take for example this "gentleman" I saw driving a truck yesterday with a front license plate that said, "redneck" with a rebel flag behind it.  Damn I am glad he had that license plate there or I just would have never know that he was a piece of shit, "Redneck" rebel.  I guess he thought that his mullet, the skoal can indention his back pocket, the confederate flag tattooed on his forehead, the tight 80 pants and the big Ford F250 he was driving didn't emphasize enough that he was a "redneck", he needed to add that little extra bit just so us, "uneducated" folk know that he's a supporter of the south 140 years after the civil war ended.  But you know the south will rise again! 
 
It isn't just rednecks that do this retarded vehicle advertising.  I believe this started with the hippies, an even lower life form that needs to be rounded up, put in a container and dropped into the ocean; but before putting them into the ocean give them all the water they need but no food, tell them that you will come back in 100 days to save them, they will need to eat so their only options are death or cannibalism. 
 
I took the liberty of rounding up some hippies stickers, here you go.
 
 
 
 
Imagine life sucking worse than it does now.  Imagine me skull raping you.
 
 
 
Yeah, they're also for elbowing hippies in the face.
 
 
Yeah that will work, till someone(me) sleeps with your wife/girlfriend, then look out.....world war III
 
 
 
Any book worth banning was probable written by Oprah, Dr. Phil or Danielle Steel.
 
 
 
Jesus was Jewish and the the Jews killed him.  What are the liberals going to do?
 
 
 
I don't see the earth paying taxes and paying child support.
 
 
 
Yeah, and while you're at it, get rid off all the laws and lets use the, "rock, paper, sissors," method to decide who's right.
 
 
 
 
"But they started it!"
 
 
 
 
 
Uhh probable Egypt to start, then moving in a counter clock wise motion starting with Syria, then to Iraq and so forth.
 
 
 
 
 
Ohh now I get it!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Peace had its chance, give war a chance.
 
 
 
Fuck this shit, hippies rule.
 
 
 
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