I have a lot of time to think at work, and I have devised a way to get rich, although it will take some work. First what I have to do is get the government to legalize all drugs, not just marijuana, everything from pot to whatever Robert Downey Jr is on at this time. I know this will be hard(it's impossible) but I can do it. Then when all drugs are legal I will buy up all the rehab facilities, they should be cheap because no one will be going to them with out the government mandating people to go to them. Then after everyone is addicted to crack and drano, I will get the government to make all drugs illegal again. Then everyone will have to come to my rehab facilities and I will be rich. Then I got to thinking, what if this is possible? Could I be the rehab king, you know how people call themselves the carpet king and the burger king, I would be the rehab king!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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