LONDON (AFP) - The British Father Christmas who lost his Santa of the Year world crown has lashed out, citing a suspected campaign to stop him from winning again that has damaged "Santa morale".

This made me laugh, if you read the story there is a, Santa Winter Games, where up to 50 Father Christmases compete for the world title." I guess if I was an over weight old man I would want a way to earn medals and compete in some kinda competition with people my age besides the who's gonna die first competition, cause I think Richard Prior has that all locked up!

Then I got to thinking and this would make the perfect plot for the next Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

Plot- Back in the day body building Tim Sullivan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) used to be the man no one could beat, but now past his prime he can barley compete. Until one day in September when Tim was watching ESPN12 and saw the preliminary events for (in a deep loud voice) SANTA WINTER GAMES, sponsored by Viagra and planned parenthood. Tim still had some connections and found his way into the competition. Little did he know, but James Krieger (Richard Simmons) his old body building coach who sold him out for younger talent was also watching ESPN12 and planned on competing.(fade out to action scenes of Arnold beating the shit out of some reindeer and Richard fucking the shit out of some reindeer).