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Steve Irwin: Dead

Steve Irwin has died this week, which is a tragic loss to the outdoors, animals and hunters of crocodile everywhere. Steve Irwin was a major player in the animal world with his own show on the Discovery Network and a world famous one liner which everyone knows and is as follows, "Crikey!" That's what everyone is saying this week, "Crikey! How can we go on in this world after a loss like this?" Animal lovers everywhere are renaming September 3rd as Irwin Day. On Irwin Day everyone may fuck an animal of their choice but must give the animal the "Irwin" and say "Crikey!" right before they blow their load. The "Irwin" was Steve's trademark move where he would stick his thumb up the asshole of the animal he was attempting to mate with. It is documented on a famous reality show.

Irwin was killed while attempting the feared, "triple double." Irwin attempted the triple double with a crocodile, stingray and penis-backed pubic spider. The feat which Irwin is famous for was going fine, until he attempted to double fist the stingray while calling the penis-backed pubic spider his bitch. As any animal lover connoisseur knows, you never call a penis-backed pubic spider your bitch . . .never. The rest is too graphic to describe, but DamnCrackers.com has obtained this picture right before the "accident" happened.