This is a box that was full of pens that I took from work. No, I did not take any of the pens, don't go trying to get the inspector general on my ass. "Well why didn't you take the pens, it's free pens!" you ask me. Well you will find out why soon enough. First, though, we will start by taking a look at the box. At the top you have, "Made in U.S.A. by Disabled Americans." Awesome, keep the jobs at home and employ people who need help getting a job because they have A.D.D. and cannot pay attention at a real job long enough to stay employed. I am not saying that all disabled people are like this. Hell, there is probably no one at this pen factory with A.D.D. and I truly support the employing of disabled people. I just hate when people claim A.D.D. as a disability, but that is another article in its self. Back to the writings on the box, "Made in U.S.A. by Disabled Americans." I can't wait till I see the first advertisement on something that says, "Made in America by Disabled Mexicans." That will be the day. Really though, if we would out source pen making to another county, that really says something about our economy. Mainly it would say, we are so lazy that we can't make two round tubes, one smaller than the other, put a metal tip in the smaller one and then fill it with ink. That is so easy blind people could do it. Well that brings us to look at other words on the box. "Tri-County Association For The Blind." It seems that blind people do make these pens. Well that makes me even happier, now I know that the state buying these pens truly helps someone that needs the help. I wouldn't wish blindness on anyone. Well . . . except blind people, because come on, they are already blind so it won't really bother them. Don't worry. I can't upset any blind people. They can't read this. Onto the last writings on the box that we will cover, "Quality Writing Instruments" which is written in a cursive writing that is hard to read. The reason . . . these pens fucking suck. You think you could write for at least two sentences before the ink dries up. Nope! Not even one sentence and they are in the trash. They try and pass these retarded writing utensils off on us at the state by putting, "Tri-County Association For The Blind" on them. Hell, retards would even call these pens retarded.
Okay so I know what you are saying, "It doesn't have to be blind people that made these, the profits could go to blind people and other people with disabilities could have made them!" Well I am sure you didn't say it like that, and you might not have even thought of that since it is funnier to think about blind people making these tardpens. Seriously, blind people making pens. Next they will have blind people making sunglasses and video games too. The same people that put the blind people on this task of making pens probably have homeless people as interior designers and deaf people mixing cd's. Well that last one is probably true. Well back to the main subject of this paragraph, blind people might not have made these pens. I surely hope this isn't true, because I could let it slip if blind people made a tardpen. Just as I could let it slip if a deaf person made headphones that sounded like farts trying to have sex. But if these pens were made by anyone else besides blind people or people with no hands, there is no excuse for the quality of these pens.
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