So I work with a lot of people, all different types, different thinking, different lifestyles, which makes me think about how they think. The one day a homosexual employee was talking about things homosexual people talk about and it made me wonder, you know how straight people say things like that guy is so gay if he had as many dicks sticking out of him as in him hed be a porcupine, do you think gay people say things like that guy is so straight he probable has to have his girlfriend matchs his clothing or hes so straight i bet his whole wardrope is plaid. Then I got to thinking, if they do have straight jokes I want to hear them, cause that would be funny. I believe I will base my doctorate thesis on this theory, the straight joke theory.