This weeks edition brings us

Kate stats as described by her, and then my comment.
Age: 20 - yeah sure, this is almost kiddy porn
Birthdate: November 22 - who fucking cares
Location: BC - ahh yes this explains a lot, there is nothing to do in Canada besides ice fish and take half naked pictures of yourself
Measurements: 34-25-35 - yeah so is Oprah's right testicle
Weight: 115lbs - whores come in all sizes
Height: 5'3 - ehh?
Hair colour: dark brown - why not
Eye colour: Hazel - not after I put a load in your eye
Turn ons: Having my neck kissed, playing with my hair - what's if a rapist is doing it
Turn offs: Arrogance - you're a whore
Favorite book: I have a million. a few are "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel, "Hitchhikers Guide to the Gallaxy" by Douglas Adams, and "A clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess - what she meant to say- "I like books, they are square, haha. Ohh shit, I JUST FOUND WALDO!!!!"
So Kate's a porn actress, she's got her own webcam, and she insits on using haha at the end of every other fucking sentence. You fucking cunt, who says haha when they are typing? I guess porn stars and retards. Ohh and Kate's an "online geek" and plays world or warcraft, I guess porn stars have to have something to do when their not getting double penetrated in the ass. I wonder if she sits on one of those ass donuts?
Kate, "One day when I am all grown up I would like to be a librarian. (wow, I'm a dork! lol)"
-LOL you are a dork, ohh my you crack me up.
-Is she fucking serious, a librarian! Who takes loads in the face, gets double penatrated in the ass and thinks, "I wouldn't mind shelving books after this?" I guess it is better than what I was expecting her to say, "I want to be a train when I grow up, choooo chooo." But I am sure she's already had her share of running a train.
No that's from one of your co-stars hitting the wrong spot during rehersal. If this chick is serious about getting people to go to her porn site then why is she putting up pictures of her fat, discusting stomach? I guess it's not so bad, if you're partial blind.
A quick comment from Gerald Young, "Kate's hot. her scrunched up face pic makes her look like she is waiting for the money shot. Then she has that pic the piercing over the scar. Way to accentuate the scar you dumb whore."
Yeah, i'm sure you do love Mexico, it's just like your culture, lazy and trys to mooch off of the U.S. You should feel right at home.
An interjection from Mace, "there is nothing worse then someone who tries too hard to look and act like a slut, and if she is a independent porn star shouldnt the pics be a lil more provocative, christ i seen nuns on here that show more then she does"
This one guy, Ivan, left her a message, it is as follows:
December 25, 2005 8:36 PM
Doesn't everyone know that you are a hooker, you only do stuff for money...?
-that right man, you fucking tell her, and everyone should go and tell Ivan, you're a fucking genius!
And a new thing for this week
This will be sent to the winner for this week, Kate.
Congratulations!
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