"Hating me wont make you pretty"
 
 

 
 
Oh my it's whore of the week time again. This week we have "Hating me won't make you pretty." Well lemmie tell something sweet cheeks, I don't really give a shit how god damn ugly I am cause this aint about me, ok. This is totally about the bag of shit that got wedged upon your ever widening shoulders. You can tell shes gettn heavy cause of that kick'n double chin. Trust me I aint got a god damn thing against thick chicks. Well, except maybe a restraining order, but seriously, they need lovin to. Just don't go about it this way.




This lil titty, I mean pretty, once again fits the stereotype of a wanna be model. Give me a fuckn break bitch. I've never seen anyone so obsessed with one part of their body.


Well in her case, two parts but, Wow boobies, is that something new for you? She probly wanted to be a porn star as a young lady and well, about 40lbs. got in the way of that dream so you stooped to pressing your boobs together for attention. This girl is the type of girl that will get double teamed, triple teamed and so on, and then wonder why her fucking eyes are pasted shut in the morning. I really don't have all that much to say, I mean, the pics really speak for themselves right? Anytime you're thinking about posting pics of yourself, please the first thing you gotta ask yourself is, "do I have to use any black boxes in this one."
If the answer is yes, plug a gun in
ur mouth and pull the trigger, oh and for all you rocket scientists out there, make sure there's bullets in the god damn thing. I think I could bust this chicks balls for days. Im bored now its your turn to have a try. Post any lil wonderful intelligent tid bits you would like to say about this genius. Well thats what whores are for. Everyone else gets to have fun with em and they gotta clean themselves up in the morning.
 
 
Injection from Derrick, This chicks info read, "Im all about a good time.. Clubs, bars, the beach xoxo.. I work in the Steamtown mall and i am currently on my 3 year of school majoring in Business Admin.. Anything else you want to know just ask!"  Anything I want to know just ask, well if you insist, "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, or better yet, how many pictures of your tits do you have to put up to be the whore of the week?"  Well I guess now we know the answer, three! 
 
And just to add a little flare, I also mailed her those questions.  Lets see if she responds.
 
 
 
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