My Space Jen

Apparently this bitch wants to be known as the only Jen on My Space.
What a unique name. I doubt any other girl on My Space is named Jen. I
like how she capitalizes her name to make her really stand out. As if
the slutty pictures she has won't suffice.

Age: 23, yet her profile name says that she is a Teeny Bopper for
LYFE. She is dressed like an Indian so I am assuming that she is one
and that the white man took the Native American's ability to spell
"life." Teeny Bopper? I will leave all the obvious Michael Jackson
jokes alone.

Location: Huntington Beach, CA. Places that sell weed and weed
paraphernalia. Toilets (wait till you see her pics).

Jen's greatest quotes:

"As you can see my pictures portray a girl that is proud of her
sexuality. "

"FUCK OFF AND GET THE STEPPIN." I might be pretty white, but I'm
pretty sure she earns no street cred by saying it that way. I guess
the white man stole her "hip- hop correctness" too.

Who she would like to meet: "I don't need to meet those people that
are shiesty ass bitches and have nothing better else to do than
criticize the way i live my life." I guess that makes us here at
Damncrackers.com a bunch of shiesty, ass bitches. Wait until you see
the shiesty, ass skank's pictures. Oh, fuck it, take a look now. She
is getting fucked by a dog.

And she adds her web address cause she knows people are going to be linking her up. What kind of person takes a picture like this and then tells everyone where to find her. I'll tell you who, the Damn Crackers Super My Space Whore.

It gets better.

And we thought My Space whore 1-8-06 was the only one we would find taking a shit, and again we are amazed by women on MySpace. This chick obviously just got tie gag raped in the ass at Whoretown and has to take some metamucil and orange juice to get the log ride flowing.

MySpaceJen-"I have no one but myself to impress and there is no point in ever having to justify myself or my actions. People like this are excess baggage in my life and slowly but surely get weeded out of my "friends space."

No one but yourself to impress...right! I believe her, don't you? I know when I want to have some fun, or everyday at 4:30 what I do is go take a dump. But while I'm taking a dump I call in a camera crew. Then I dress up like poked-a-hinus take more pictures and post them on the internet. Next I get a dog, not just any dog, one from the pound that's really fucking horny and let it go to town on my ass. Lastly I tell myself that my daddy didn't touch me as a child and make sure I get as many internet friends as possible to compensate for my lack of self esteem.