So . . . the MySpace Whore of the Week has become the MySpace Whore of the Whenever we want.  It still has the same abbreviation, WOTW and it is still funnier than a midget having sex with a Labrador. So if you are getting bored in between the new WOTW articles, then go read the old ones, or check out some other stuff on the site.   I had some free time, well not really but I wanted to do this and I finally got around to doing it.  I took one picture from every WOTW in 2006 and made a collage, click here for the whore collage.  Use it as a background, hang it on your wall at work, put it on your kids lunch box, hell I don't care what you do with it, just do something with it and let us know what you did with it, damncrackersradio@gmail.com.  








I went looking for a WOTW for this week and I must say this self professed "whore" made it a little too easy.
 



So that is why I am not choosing her.  I went on to look for more and found . . .



I have to agree with this females title, though my hatred is much larger.  It includes all stoners, and pretty much all fat people and then it gets a little larger and encompasses the rest of society.  So since I agree with this female, and because her profile is private, I moved on . . . to this chick.


Granted this isn't that bad of a photo, but why would you need to post this for the world to see?  This is why internet predators exist, well this and so NBC doesn't go out of business from all their other crappy shows.  But back to this female, she didn't have any other photos like this so she got off the hook.  I then moved on to one of her friends . . . no not like on her friend.  I don't know this chick so how would I be able to get on her friend?


This is her friend.



That is more of a slutty picture.  You have the front bend with the bra on and the forcing together of the breasts by the arms.  Perfect WOTW picture!  What a find, or then again maybe not.














Yep, she is private.  It's like changing your baby in front of a pedophile.  They see what they want, but they can't have it.  This chick is being a whore, but all you're going to get is one picture.  That is a mean whore!


So moving on again, but where to?

Back to this girl's profile?


What do we see there?  
We see Dave.

But Dave isn't a whore!  He is just a loser with no friends and needs to show off his body that he has been working on everyday after he gets off work at Wal-Mart.  Yes there are actually no Mexicans to work at Wal-Marts in Washington.  And what is the second best thing to Mexican workers?  Dumb jocks that think they could be the president someday.



So now where to?  Well, I am sick of looking for a WOTW, so I am turing it over to a newer writer for DamnCrackers, Graham.








 Due to the overwhelming response of my last two Whore of the Weeks, I figured it was about time for another one. I hope you will all be pleased but if not go fuck yourself.

Today's WOTW comes all the way from the great state of Hawaii. This is a land of scantily clad beauties and pigs they cook under sand. My parents told me I was probably conceived on one of the Islands but before my father could tell me which one it was I punched him in the face repeatedly and pissed in the open wounds for giving me the mental image of my ugly shitty parents experimenting with bukake in the tropics. Fuck him im glad he hasn't come out of that coma.
Enough about me lets get back to our lucky lady!

Her name is Kianna and she is more than happy to bare it all for the camera. Here are a few pics before we start our discussion on this lady!

  




I know what you are thinking..

She doesn't look so bad, good body, great ass, so what she wants to take a few pictures for the male population of the world to enjoy.

Well you don’t have an opinion here because I am the writer and will do as I please. Moving forward, there are several reasons I chose this particular beauty, all of which will be shown in time. Lets start off with her "profession".   Kianna here is a cosmetologist which is the worst ologist out there. Im not sure who allowed them to call themselves ologists but I didn't get a vote. There are biologists, neurologist, anesthesiologist, archaeologists and several others who have to get REAL degrees. Cosmetologists are an insult to the professional world. They do your fucking hair and nails people!  I laugh every time I get a haircut and see the license over the mirror the state gives them to cut hair.
This is not what qualifies her as the WOTW though, I have other reasons. On her main page!  She has an entire paragraph on what it takes to be her Myspace friend. Some of the rules are, "NO BEING A HATER" and "I LOVE BEING WHO I AM IF YOU DONT LIKE IT LEAVE!"  My favorite one would have to be, "HAVE A PICTURE OR I WONT ADD YOU". Who the fuck is you? Has myspace taken over your life so much that you put down a check list on who can be your fake friend on the internet? These people make me sick. It makes me wish she was a devout Christian at Columbine high school a couple years back. Lets crank out a few more pics!

    

There is something different about this girl. I can't quite put my finger on it but there is definitely something. Oh I know what it is.

SHE'S A FUCKING GUY!!

That’s right folks, a proud pre-op tranny! Where do you think she hides the bulge? Well I e-mailed a tranny to find out, most of them get there assholes waxed and jam there dick in the crack then use duct tape to hold it down. What a fucking life choice. It took me a few hours to dig this man-chick up so I looked over dozens of trannies. The strange thing is that 90% of them come from Hawaii. I wonder how this group of islands became such a Mecca for these social bottom feeders. Does it also show us that trannies are migratory and travel in herds? I think it does but then again I’m no cosmetologist.
Now that your hard on is half gone, let us post some more pics so you can figure out in the privacy of your own home whether or not you are gonna jack off to a guy and admit your true homosexual tendencies. Have I questioned mine? Sure, but I was in college and he had such pretty lips. Not really, but the point is: YOU ARE GAY!

   



Here is the link if you dont believe me about the tranny thing.

I have a dick chick

Here is a good dinner table discussion topic. If you ran into this dickchick at a bar would you know that it was a dude? If not and you ended up getting an HJ on the beach and found out on your own, would you bury it alive? I have my opinions but I would rather hear yours. See you all next time when I will try not to pull such a dirty trick on you.

-Graham/ Comedies Stalin.

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