1-8-06
Ahh another edition of the Myspace whore of the week.
Meet
Kaleina
 
Oh thank you thats exactly what i wanted a model, with black and blue marks on her leg, taking a dump, wow this time of year is great. But lets go over a few things:
A: Says she a model, k, well the last time i checked every god damn picture of a model i've ever seen is air brushed, this one, uh not so much, the black and blue on the leg is a dead give away. Lets face it, I have no fuckn clue how to work a computer, and i could make myself look like a whore take'n a dump and copy and paste some stupid god damn modeling company under my pic, Fuckn christ, if ur gonna do it, please do it right.
 
B: Lets get one thing straight here folks, you have got to be one of the most self centered bitches in the universe to give away free wall paper of yourself, do you think people are new, Any two bit whore that goes on Howard Stern has free wall paper and a web site, Its the sorry sons a bitches that bye into that kinda shit that makes me feel bad. Derrick trust me, it aint worth it man, stay away. haha
 
 
 
 

C: Anyone who has'nt an idea what type of white she is should probly not live in this country. Lemmie break it down for ya, theres two types of white, your either white, or your tralior trash. Im voting for number two. I thought every person in america had to do a family tree in like the sixth grade or something, maybe they dont do the whole education thing in Cali. I just looked at a profile that said some hair dresser chick got a full ride to a college in Cali for grades, Right!, full "ride" is the key word here, she probly rode her way the whole way through college, the chick probly went through a grip of chapstick just sucking her way through mid-terms. Besides, if ya got a college education who the hell is gonna go on to be a god damn hair dresser, i know those fags make a lot of money but wtf, why the hell did u go to college then, go to fuckn hair dressing school, idiot. Dont get me wrong the bitch is hot, i'd obviously bone her, but hey come on now, if your that mixed up maybe the only things you could do is take pics of yourself, so one point for her, she might be a model.

D: One more thing to wrap this baby up, I know pretty women that are models and go-go dancers like a lot of attention, I dated a slut like that before. It's the same pretty women that longs for the love a good honest man, Well hun, probly aint gonna happen, you get one of those guys that wipes your ass for you, and then when your go-go dancing to support him and his meth habbit, he's gettn a blow job from your " like totally best friend forever" in the corner for 50 bucks that he stole from your purse before you went to work. hahahahhaa  dumb fuggn bitches. Good women get good men, Guys like me well we get gifts wrapped in electrical tape from the whore of the week.

Mace-"Everyone could use a lil MACE in the FACE!"