So maybe we should get onto the Whore of the Week.  It deserves to be capitalized, because we have been doing this for over a year now.  Yes it is true, we have reached that mark.  And for our anniversary we are starting a new segment.  Well it isn't a segment, it is a monthly article featuring highly talented comedians.  The first month is up already.

Comedy.Damncrackers.com

So I just promoted something.  Why stop there?

Store.DamnCrackers.com

Okay I will stop now, I promise.

And now, on to the WOTW and I must say this isn't going to be the best WOTW ever.  Why you ask?  Because I already have a picture of Tom Cruise in the WOTW.



The first WOTW for 2007 is . . . this bitch




But then again, is this really a female?  

Let us look at this picture a little closer!





No not like that.




Like this.



So maybe she is a he.  But who cares, we are still going to make fun of this whore.

Oh wait . . . here is one of her blogs.



Stealing pictures?  Why would people want to steal pictures of her?  Don't worry folks, this won't stop us from "stealing" pictures from her.  Really though we are just borrowing them to prove a point, that she is the Myspace Whore of the Week.

Really though she did go and put "property of Amber Smith" on all of her pictures.  See . . .



I wonder, since I wrote "property of Amber Smith" on my website, does that make it her website now?

Oh look another picture with "property of Amber Smith" on it.





She looks less like a man in black and white.  I guess white brings out the female in her.  I wonder what she looks like when when the colors are reversed?

























Oh shit!
Well, actually that didn't surprise me.





These pictures of her that say, "property of Amber Smith" are abundant.  Here is another one for ya.


Here is a deal for you.  If you take one of her pictures that says, "property of Amber Smith" on it and put it up as your own profile picture on MySpace, I will send you a free shirt.  Sounds like a good deal to me.

Send me your profile link and your mailing address to damncrackersradio@gmail.com or dmncrackers@yahoo.com


Oh here is one that doesn't have it on it.  Guess it is okay if I take this one.


I looked at this picture for awhile.  I didn't know where to go with it.  I was going to writing it like she was saying something, but I didn't.  This is what I did.













If you don't know what this is.  Don't worry about it.  Just move on.



Oh I just found out that she is in fact not a man or a women.  She is actually a doll.


What the fuck is that between her legs, seriously?  That is something a doll would have.






Time to play a quick game.  I am going to show you what she has for her friends list.  Then you pick out which ones makes me hate her even more for having them as her top friend.  






Do you think you know?











It isn't hard to pick it out.








Is it these two lesbians?  Well I think they are lesbians













Maybe it is Mr. Pepper?









It is this douche with a gun.




Man I hate people that take pictures like this.  You're not tough, face it.  Take your plastic gun and your casio watch that your
 grandpa wouldn't even sport and go back to watching re-runs of the A-team and masturbating.






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