MySpace Whore Of The Week (WOTW)


Meet Holly [W]horebag


 



 


http://www.myspace.com/hollyhearse


 


Holly is a self proclaimed whore - Hence my clever title, Holly [W]Horebag.  More importantly she is DC's Whore of the Week.


 


There are many things about Holly that just scream W-H-O-R-E.


 


Let's start off with the basics…… 


 


Holly lists her sexual orientation as 'bi".  Bi-sexuality has been a common denominator amongst the DCWOTW and I can only wonder why females choose to list this as their sexual orientation.  So, I did some research back at the labarotory and found that there are only two reasons why a girl would want to be bi-sexual.


 



  1. Hot female who ACTUALLY enjoys the company of either sex. This girl does fine in the heterosexual arena but once in awhile she likes the soft, tender touch of a female.

 


Or


 



  1. Fat, ugly whore who deems heterosexuality as "limiting her options".  This girl finds it hard to meet even the drunkest guys to have sex with and by being "bi" she opens herself up a to whole new group of people that might tolerate fucking her.

 


Holly, as you can see from the photo above, fits into the second category.  She will fuck anything that will fuck her back.  She will fuck guys, she will fuck girls, she will fuck newborn babies, she will fuck road kill, and she will fuck food. Holly will fuck anything with a pulse, without a pulse or anything that once had a pulse.


 


At this moment, her myspace online indicator says she is "getting laid".  [see below]


 



 


 


I don't fucking believe she is "getting laid" for one minute.  We all know sex is a great way to burn off calories [300-400 calories/hour] and by the looks of her body; Getting laid is one thing she is not doing.


 


This online indicator seems more appropriate....


 



 


 


Holly's "About Me":


 


"Big fat ugly tits", A.K.A. Holly [W]Horebag, claims she is "bi, a fetish model, and an actor" and she's also into "bondage, S&M, and big boobs."    


 


Well, no fucking shit.  She's a whore. What else would a whore be interested in? We get it, any orifice on your body is considered fair game - That is, if you're lucky enough for someone to fuck you.  However, what I did find odd was her interest in action figures. Looks like I'm going to have to modify what I said earlier about what this whore would be willing to fuck.


 


**EDIT: Holly will fuck guys, girls, newborn babies, dead things, food, and action figures.  I'm pretty sure she would eat all of these things too. 


 


 


 Holly claims "she likes making an ass out of herself and has no shame."   Well, that's pretty fucking obvious by just looking at her photo page.


 


Which makes the perfect segue way to her photos page.



I was thinking more along the lines of, "Oh my God! Put that veiny fat-bag back into your shirt" 


 



Who?  These Guys?


 



Holly's fan base consists of  a 41 year old fat Mexican loser, an illiterate douche-bag, and countless black men who continue to prove that black men will fuck what the white man finds repulsive.


 


Then again, some black men are just fucking stupid.  "Double", who is shown below, falls into the really fucking stupid category.


 



 


 


 


 


This motherfucker is so desperate and dumbfounded at the site of a white woman's tits... he left his phone number available to be seen by over 100,000,000 people.  His use of 'YOU SHOULD GET AT ME", validates his stupidity and the posting of his phone number validates how really fucking stupid he is. 


 



By the looks of that physcadelic cow femur attached to her shoulder, it would take a lot gnawing to get to that bone. – That's a lot of badness.  I wonder why she is holding a shirt against her stomach.  Is it to hide her fatness, stretch marks, or bruises from the donkey that kicked her in the gut while she sucked him off?


 



              Jlo has got nothing on this ass.


 


However, herpes, pimples, and bruise marks are on "this ass" and because of that, J Lo's ass wins. 


 


Well, there's not much more I can say about Holly [W]Horebag. It's obvious she is a fat, insecure, lying whore.   But, before I go, there is one question that needs to be answered. Would Andy Reid hit it? Lets ask.


 


Andy, Would you hit this whore?


 



 


 



-Jason



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