Welcome back everyone.  I have been lazy as of late and haven't written much of anything.  Well except the clips for our radio show.  I do suggest you go check them out, that is if you like to laugh.  If you don't like to laugh I suggest you watch Dat Phan's 30 minute special on Comedy Central.  Either way,  buy a shirt.  Okay on to the WOTW, considering that is why you come here, and this WOTW only took me about 2 minutes to find.  



I thought I would start off the pictures by cutting right to the chase.  We have only had 2 WOTW with toilet shots, and now I would like to present to you . . .
AtomicBarbi



. . . with DamnCrackers third shitter shot on record.  I did not add those words to her picture, but you already knew that.  I would have come up with something much more creative.  









Okay, it might not be more creative, but it is true.  I hate when these whores get all bent out of shape because we make a dick out of them for putting up profiles like they do.  Take this next picture for example.


The first thing that caught my attention in this picture is the size of her ass, oh and that monkey on the wall.  I wonder if that monkey is making that expression because of her mammoth ass.  I kinda had that expression on my face when I first saw it too.  

Why would someone ever need to put this on their profile?  Unless they just want attention because and the only way they think they can get it is putting up half naked pictures . . . oh and pictures of them taking a shit.  Cause that is so hot.  

Let me just move to her profile information.



Trust me you don't want to wake up next to this monster, I need my makeup haha. Yes we know, we have seen the toilet picture.
Why do I call myself Barbie? My name is originally Barbara but my friends usually call me Barb or Barbie, I suppose that clears things up, I am not referring to my actual self as a Barbie doll, I am just referring to my name, but people call me that regardless of my name I guess. I just got a hugh headache, I might have to stop doing this for a little till the effect of reading that wears off.   I'm not going tell you my life story because many things in my life that has happened to me was/is a tragedy or an embarrassment.  Taking a shit and posting it for 100 million people to see isn't embarrassing to her, which makes me wonder what she is talking about.  I'm not going to brag to you about being the popular girl in school because I wasn't I did my own things with my unique set of friends and was the insecure ugly duckling with the unruly curly hair and a temper to match, and I think it's silly when people brag about being the popular girl in school instead of just BEING. Oh man there is nothing entertaining in this for me to talk about.  I think I might have picked the wrong girl.  I was looking for the popular girl in school that posts unscrupulous pictures, not the normal girl that posts unscrupulous pictures.  Fuck. I'm not going to brag about my accomplishments, although I'm not done with accomplishing life.  Accomplish life?  I think you did that when you were born.   I'm not going to beg anyone to be my friend so that I may have many. But you will get naked for friends, I guess that is isn't begging.  It' just being a whore.  And just to make a note, she does have 134,*** myspace friends.  All the tragedies in my life gave me a gift of living again and realizing there is more to life and death.  Is this a Creed quote?  If it isn't Creed should defiantly get her for their next album.   If I were to die tomorrow I would be content because I know and understand the beauty of the things I have experienced as well as the places I've traveled and I know how fortunate I am.  Is this a suicide note?  Not her suicide note, just a note that induces suicide because I know right now I am contemplating it.  I don't know how much more of her sappy, "Life is like water, we either sink or swim" info.  So let us take a break for picture time.



















I have to agree with you here.  Not only is this bitch a whore, but she is a crack whore.  Well her friend is at least, and you know those crack whores, they run in packs.  Damn I just scrolled up and looked at the picture again.  Her friend looks like she could eat a baby and still have room for a few aborted fetuses.  I would suggest you look at the picture again, but for the sake of your dreams, I am not going to suggest looking at that picture ever again.

















Okay, so I added the caption.  But it fits so well.

Okay back to her profile information.




  I am afraid to see my loved ones die but I am not afraid of death, just afraid of the pain I would cause for my family when I am gone.  Oh that pain in my head is back.  Damn her profile.  I am afraid of a life without God, although I am not perfect and seem to break every rule but I am trying. If you break every rule, I would have to say you are the exact opposite of perfect.  I've become stronger through my pain and now no one can break me but me. And that horse trainer from last week.  He broke that ginormous back of yours.  I seen it.  My life is filled with sorrow but disguised as happiness and I share my happiness with those I love. I am a very busy person with many hobbies, for I know God didn't put us here to do nothing. And he didn't put us here to post half naked pictures on myspace either.  I want to be very successful one day so I can take my family out of the strickened economy in Paris and give them an opportunity in America so they can experience the things we are spoiled with here.  I am glad you recognize that Paris is a shit hole where pussy live, but please keep your filthy whore breeding frog parents out of America. I'm not a name brand person, if it fits right and looks right I'll buy it, the brand will never make you look better only your confidence can. I don't like it when people younger than me call me sweety, I hold an inner annoyance. I tell my parents as much as I can that I love them because you'll never know the day you take your parents for granted that you'll lose them. I am one of those people many count on but I have no one to count on for I have not met a person who is more committed to the happiness of others than I. I am so use to being the one who listens than being the one to be listened to. I am not trying to depress you or anything but that is a small piece of me. God bless everyone...except the Jews, Muslims, Hippies, French and Ben Affleck.


This chick really needs to seek help.  So I say to all the readers, go comment on her page, or send her messages tell her how bad they feel for her and that everything will be better now that she is the DamnCrackers.com Whore Of The Week.



See even cancer hates her.  Maybe all that ranting in her profile is justified, but then again, I don't believe in cancer.









Yeah!  Or they'll take pictures by a rock wall, with sand at their feet!  You don't want that now do you?  No, you don't!  Pictures . . . sand . . . and rock walls, you're scared now.  

Maybe she will get her friend "cancer" after you too!  You don't want pictures of sand and rock walls and cancer now do you.  

Maybe she should get cancer of the ass so the doctors cut some of that off.  Damn it is big.


Well that is all for today.  Go read some of the other articles on DamnCrackers.com and check back next week for another WOTW.







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