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DamnCrackers.com claims all responsibility for his dick making actions.  So if you are the WOTW, and you are crying over a wheel barrow full of ice cream because  he hurt your feelings.  Be sure to tell him, but be sure to sue us, because a lawsuit is better than a billboard.  Here you go.  You fat, sexy cow.


       Ok so I have decided to do something new with my blogs. The headline say Whore of the Week but if you know me then you know im lazy and never do spellcheck so weekly might be pushing it. It is more like whenever I get around to it.

       Also I know I am not the first person to do this but I will be the best so fuck you if you were gonna wrtie that you did this before or know someone who did. I am funnier than you and anyone else you know unless you know me, then it is a tie between me and me.

#1 Whore of the Week!

This bitches name is Patty from what I can gather from her friends comments but she has self titled herself P*Tittie. Pretty fucking adorable coming from this walking comercial for abortion cum dumpster.

I LOVE COCK!

Hey chick you are totally a rockstar, In a fat AIDS infested skank kind of way. Her profile says that if she were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle she would be Raphael. I could not agree more she does look like something that crawled out of the sewer and eats to much pizza!

                         

Note to self: Fat chicks always take pictures with the camera 10 feet over there head so they dont look as fat. Fatty fat fat fat!

Ok sorry about that maybe if I use a different color I will calm down. I can smell crotch rot 2,000 miles away, Raphael here is from Pheonix so I just barely caught it. This chicks Vag melts condoms, turns your dick green then eats it whole. Nickname??? you want me to give her a nickname??? Ok lets get my creative juices flowing... (10 minutes later. Im back! Damn that was nice I just shot my creative juices all into a towel, NICE!

From this point forward she will be known as Swamp Donkey. Everybody ok with that??? Kewl. Thats right I wrote Kewl, I am bringing Kewl back you guys keep working on porch monkey. Is there a spell check on here? But I digress.

Real fat.

You are my fat little piggy whore!

Since when did having real fat chick tits become the fad? Why do they make this shirt in that size. This shirt should say "They're me eating junk food for 23 years" I could go along with that kind of thing. For some reason swamp donkey thinks that just because they stick out 3 centimeters past her Santa stomach we should all be impressed. If you are than feel free to email her and tell her about your hog-hunting fetish. In her "about me" section she claims to not be a whore and can count the people she has slepped with on one hand. This goes along with her display name "Im gonna ride your face dirrrty" quite well. This is also much like a critical thinking trick question you solve in sixth grade. Is there a number you cant count to on one hand? I just counted to 46 and thats just on my right hand which as you already know got quite a workout so it started cramping around 38.

So it has become obvious to all of us that this swampdonkey is a walking STD distribution center. But what should you do if you wind up in the nickel strip club she works lunches at? There is only one way to deal with slutwhores of this magnitude, Punch it in the face! This is your only warning, please understand that if you attack it anywhere else you might get lost in a fat roll or even worse get stuck in a crack. (see picture below)

Im not sure whats worse, The cum stained ass crack or the fear in those dogs eyes. Poor puppies. I could not fit the picture on this screen but in the next frame that entire guitar is shoved into her twat, your welcome for not showing that.

Ok so here is swampdonkeys dilemna. "I am a fat nasty skank that will one day have an STD named after me, How do I get some dick?" This is how swampdonkey answered herself. "I will get a myspace profile, take slutty whorebag pictures, make out with my nasty gutterslut friends and make 55 year old dungeons and dragons grand masters jerk their wrinkly cocks off to me!"

Well you got what you wanted but then I came along and now you have been....

OWNED!

Fat=not cool

Fat chicks making out is about as cool as a regurgitated cum bubble. If you wanna see Swampdonkeys page click the link below.

Official Swamp donkey page!

Yo vanilla face if you peepin this shit and think its fly hook a nigga up wid a comment, Bang Bang Skeet Skeet my nigga.

This is a comedic writing, none of which is true! but it is funny

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