12-29-06

A few people have sent in myspace profiles for me to look at because they think they are WOTW material. They weren't, but this bitch sure as hell is!

Graham.... This girl doesn't look so bad. Just a young thirties Alabama football fan.

Whose WOTW is this? Mine fucker so stop with the big red typing bullshit. This little gem currently resides in a little place called Bessemer Alabama. A small town of sorts. In every small town it is guaranteed you will run into certain kinds of people, the town drunk A.K.A me, the town idiot (insert your name here) and the town crystal meth addicted, 4 inch stretched assholed, sloppy slut bag. We will call this one Awful. Like the name?

It all starts off innocent enough doesn't it? A couple of base photos showing some cleavage but not going too far into whoredom. Awful should have read my first WOTW and she would know that fat chicks always take pictures from ten feet up so the fatness isn't as obvious.

This specimen makes me consider whether or not fucking it counts as a threesome due to weight alone. I vote yes. If you have checked her page you will notice that the 2nd blog is called "My first cake", who are you kidding? This chick this ain't Grahams first fucking rodeo. Maybe she was just too lazy to type "this morning" at the end. But I digress.

THIS BITCH IS MARRIED!?!?!?!?!? Which sharecropper did she pay to knock her up then force into marriage?

Oh that one. From what I understand this bitch has had more black guys in her than a pair of handcuffs.

Yeah well if you cant take a joke, fuck you. Moving on Awful goes on further to say that she is Bisexual. Unless definition of bisexual has changed to "A condition in which the person never leaves the Chinese buffet" I am a skeptic. I wouldn't fuck this bitch with Hitlers cock. The main reason behind this is first, not only was Hitler the greatest visionary of the 20th century but second, as we all know the holocaust, much like global warming is a great lie of the jew.

Looks like it, or perhaps there is some beastiality amidst. Let's hit up some more pics!

Question: Where did awful find this tape? It must be military issue because you would think that your common every day electrical tape would melt off of the mount Dooms. The Poppa Smurf busting a nut in the bitches hair jokes are just too easy for the second picture so think what you want.

That mattress, I promise you is lying directly on the floor. I checked bed bath and beyonds website and they do not make beds too hold up that kind of pressure. I will give you a minute to finish vomiting and clean off your keyboard.

I am thoroughly disgusted with this Lochness of trailer skanks so I told her. "I am sick of you, you are the Lochness of trailer skanks. I demand you get on your hands and knees then apologize to the entire online community!"

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You might not get off to this chick but I do, so i'm gonna go now and hang myself from my doorknob with a silk scarf and jerk off until I bleed. May god bless your soul.

Okay well I guess I, Derrick should add something to this. But what to add? Graham, the master of all that is masterable has done as his title, "master of all the is masterable" says and he has mastered the art of the WOTW.

Go the fuck away red lettering comments that are just being wrote by me, so does that make it funny or just very odd since I am talking to myself?

Awful, as G-ram has named her, is a new breed of a WOTW. Now granted, she fits most the criteria for the WOTW, but she brings something new to the table, as will be seen in this picture taken from her profile.

That is right everyone, she is a bi-sexual alright, as was pointed out earlier. But she doesn't have sex with men and females. Well not human females at least. She must love to fuck the anime chicks, as seen in the previous picture.

I bet you could red comment, but what if you masturbate to anime of a 14 year old chick, is that illegal?

Let's look at some of her info, and for your convenience, I have cut some out for you.

Romantic comedies, teen flicks, porn . . . NO CLOWNS? What the hell! When you look like this . . .

. . . there is no reason you should be afraid of clowns. How does she look in the mirror?

Sorry for that, white Star Jones! You sure are looking healthier these days.

And because this WOTW didn't have that much material to work with, I will just end it here with some more of her info.

And that is all for today kids. Read the past winners, and masturbate to pictures of anime.

Oh and go vote on these pictures. They need your votes.