Welcome everybody.  I just received this weeks, Damn Crackers Whore of the Week, which was sent to me by a female friend.  Which doesn't actually mean that this WOTW is actually a whore.  She could just be someone that this friend of mine had a bad interaction with.  She could have slept with her boyfriend, or maybe even her dad.  Who knows?  But after looking at the profile of this weeks whore you will agree with the selection and agree that she is just a whore and probably didn't do anything to the friend of mine.  

I introduce to you, "T_Breezy Apologizes For Any & All Late Replies."  That is her profile name, but I am just going to call her "whore".  That is right, I am not even giving her the benefit of a pronoun and capitalizing the w in whore.  She is just a whore and the following picture is going to show you why.














This is just a cut and pasted copy of her picture section.  It shows you her child, well mini-mama and then right beside that it shows you her in 20 years.  It is either that or it is whore.  I am glad we have found whore, and could document her profile so in 20 years her child can come here and see how much of a slut her mother was.  Nothing like posting pictures of your kid right beside pictures of yourself with no clothes on. In whores profile she states, "I Am God Fearing and Very Faithful!" but I guess God Fearing has nothing to do with morales, because she surely has none, or has an IQ of 60 and thinks that there is nothing wrong with this.  Now you might be saying that there is nothing wrong with this.  Well if you are, please send us your profile link so we can make you the WOTW next week.
Every picture in her profile is just like the following (showing off her God fearing tits or God fearing ass) except the one of her child.  She should starting writing a parenting book, called "How to make your child a whore before she is four."  I know someone who would snatch up a couple copies of that book right away.


I ain't no hater but I don't want to taste what you taste like later.

I know, my rhyming sucks, but I really don't want to taste what gonorrhea tastes like now, let alone later.


Whores info as follows, and I had to capitalize it there.  It was at the beginning of the sentence, so back off.

"I Hold Rank Like The Late Frank...Im The Bella Don!"  I hate whores on myspace, set your profile to private and save face . . . I'm the Dick Maker coo coo ca choo!  "I Have A Beautiful 2 1/2 Year Old Daughter and A Great Family Who I Love To Death! Without Them There Is No Breezy!"  It ain't easy being Breezy, seriously when your mom is a whore, how can it be? "If I Roll w/ You Then You Considered My Fam!" If I sleep with you, you be paying child support for the next 18 years, she went on to say. " I'm A Mix of 5 Different Nationalities . . ."  Slut, whore, um I don't know what the other 3 are but I think I see a little unscrupulousness in her.  Oh sorry, now you guys have to go check your dictionary.  "I Love Cooking, Watching Scary Movies, Reading, Music, Eatting, Poetry, and Chinese Food!"  Chinese, that is it.  So she is part slut, whore, unscrupulous, Chinese and shit I am still missing one.  "I Major In Biology and Minor In Business!"  Wow what a retarded combination of major/minor.   But it's better than what I thought she was going to say, majoring in high school and minoring in McDonalds. "I Figure If You Don't Like Me Don't Look and If You Like What You See Your Already Hooked!"  Well you should reconsider what you already considered.  I don't like you because you are a whore.  I only looked so I could have some material for this weeks article.  You lose. "I Love When People Talk About Me Whether It's Good or Bad Cause That Just Makes Me That Chick!"  Well there you have it.  She wants to be that chick and we made her into it.  She can now tell everyone she meets that she has been graced by becoming DamnCrackers MySpace Whore of the Week. "Don't Hate On Me Cause You Hate Yourself! If You Hate Yourself Then Punch Yourself In The Mouth!"  Even Corky from "Life Goes On" has better logic than this bitch.  He would have said something like, don't hate me cause you are actually retarded, because I already do that..   "IMA GROWN ASS WOMAN DAWG! So I Don't Have Time For Pety Individuals, Immaturity, Computer Gangsta's, Wanksta's, Haters, Cock Blockers, Hoes, or Unstable Creators!" I don't have anything to say to that, except what the fuck is a Wanksta?  A white gangster?  Wouldn't a Computer Gangsta be a Cangsta then?  



I don't think it was bath time at all, I think her tit was leaking.  Or maybe she is wiping a load off.  You decide.





Well she wants you to insert a caption, and guess what.  So do we here at Damn Crackers.  So what we will do is give a free shirt to the top 3 entries.
Just save this picture on to your computer, put your caption in under the picture and then send it to dmncrackers@yahoo.com
I will give one shirt out a week for the next 3 weeks.
Oh and to see the shirts I am talking about, go here.




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