I know you've been waiting for it and here it is. The new Myspace Whore of the Week.
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What is that you say two whores of the week, how can we be that lucky?
Well this time we just couldnt resist, we got a double whore of the week just for you.
First we'll start with Twisted elegance.
I browsed her site a little and found out that its a hater free site.
Well i'm no hater, in fact hate is such a stong word hahah, na i'm a hater. I hate the fact that girls like this write blogs that say:
Okay so you pretty much don't want people to talk to you because any normal preson usually starts an email with, "Hi, how are you?" It's common, so if you don't like it, don't have a MySpace and dont have like 10000 friends. Don't put pics of your self with your boobs out. Don't act like a slut and don't be so stupid. Maybe then you wont get emails that say, "I'd like to fuck you", "Will you marry me?" and other shit like that. I find it amazing that these dumb fucking bitches put pics of themselves like that on myspace and then are suprised when they get emials like, "I wanna slap you in the face with my large cock and then watch while you shit in my friends mouth while I fuck the tail pipe of my truck." Dumb cunt. She also tells us that she has 20 piercings, hmmmm, wonder if she has her pussy done, with 20 piercings and all. I hope she gets an infection and it gets pasted shut so she cant produce offspring cause needless to say, they will probably be the litlle 12 year old sluts you see at the mall unsupervised. People like this turn into the parents that come on the news and say, "I dont know why someone abducted my little girl, I dropped her off at the mall, went and got wasted, then i came back to pick her up,.. just like I always do but she wasn't there."
Enough with the flowers, and who the fuck do you think you are, Ragadee Ann? Get that red shit off your cheeks.
Can you read the shirt, cause I can and I don't think you still have a shirtfrom when you were 7.
Now on to Jenny (867-5309)
Why is it every time your beautiful, bi or you "just like being you" it consists of half naked pictures of yourself? If it wasn't for bitches like this what the hell would I do with myself.
Her title says,
but her general information says, "My family is very important to me, so I love spending time with them. I enjoy hanging out with my friends, working out, and just about any activity outdoors." So this makes me wonder, what type of family does she have that would live in a place called "Pussytown"? I mean there are only 69 residents so it must be a "Shit hole" of a town. Well actually I think "Shit hole" is the next town down from "Pussytown". But seriously, her family must consist of Ron Jeremy and Jenna J.
I wonder what kind of town fuctions they have in Pussytown? If you know of them please visit our forum and help us learn more about this small town, well in her case I am guess "Pussytown" is a large open space that can probable never be filled. Okay, enough with the word play.
All I ask from our readers is this; Could you please, please harass the shit out of this whore!!! Send her porn, send her stupid messages, send her previous whores of the week and tell her your best friend fingered them in a subway in manhattan and you wanna know if she would like to find out why they call you, "Backdoor Bar-B-Que". If she blocks you please start another account and harass her some more. MySpace brothers and sisters I ask of you please torment this whore, together we can achieve a damncrackers revolution.
A picture
and a comment...or two.
U know I like that, double true!!
Caption "Hi, I just started middleschool and I've got tits bigger than fat fred who can't even run in gym classes cause he smacks himself in the face with them."
Hasn't anyone told you? Black panties and blue couches don't mix, you're not going to make it anywhere in the whore world. I stand corrected, she has already hit the pinacle as a "DamnCrackers MySpace Whore of the Week".
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