Where to begin with this filthy whore? Hmm, I know. Let's just start with the basics. That's always a good way to begin the Whore of the Week. I know you want to know all about her. Don't worry, I won't let you down. Here's the lowdown:

Age: 19. So many years of whoring are ahead of you. That is until you catch HIV at 23.

Location: Your Dreams, Hawaii. I didn't know such a place existed. Let me check... Oahu, Maui, Honolulu... ah, there it is, Your Dreams. After a little more research it looks like a great place to get leid. Ok, I know I took the easy way out with that joke, but you can kindly fuck off. What? I said kindly.


There's nothing humble about this ho. She flat out refers to herself as "Ultra Hott and incredibly irresistible." You know how you can tell she is hot? Because she added the extra t at the end. That's a dead giveaway. All those other girls that say that they are hot are just posers. Rule number 29 of My Space Whoredom specifically states: When describing yourself always, always, always spell hot with an extra t. It is also acceptable to add a couple extra t's if you really want to get the point across as to how big of an attention slut you are.

Seriously, why even wear a skirt if you're going to have your whole ass hanging out? Since this picture was taken in a parking lot, I have to assume that someone named Dante told her not to suck any dicks on the way there. Then I can use logic to, in fact, prove that she sucked 37 dicks before she even got to her car.

Change of pace. Let's go back to her profile. Ashli, which by the way is the most whory way you can spell that name. It just reeks of someday she will be getting paid to perform in a 799 man gangbang. Well, she won't be getting paid in money. Cock is just as good of currency for this skank Where was I? Oh, yeah. Ashli (seriously, what a ho-esque name) says that she is down for anything. I suppose that means she would be down for an 799½ man gang bang. You gotta throw a midget in there, but you better attach a rope to him because he might need some help getting out. I'm not saying this whore has a big vagina. I'm just saying that she has a bigg vagina.

What a vain bitch! NO TANLINES! She even capitalized it due to her total disdain of people that don't tan totally nude like this tramp does.

Staying home and renting movies with friends is just as hott. Ok, I'm starting to wonder if she knows how to spell "hot."  I wouldn't doubt it if, in 1st grade, she was in a spelling bee and they told her to spell "cat." She was probably studying it for a week and was like, "K A T... no that's not it. K A T T. No, no that's still not right. C A T. Damnit, it's so hard." Then the big day came and it was her turn and she said, "Cat... C A T T... cat." She probably jumped up and down in excitement only to have everyone in the school laugh at her. Thus leading her to become a whore.