Ohh you've been waiting for it, It's "Whore of the Week" time again. Everyone sing along.

Ohh yeah that's better. Ohh and I see that you want to exchange photos. What's that? One's that Myspace doesn't allow? Like elephant porn? I know you like elephant porn. Cause seriously what "MySpace Whore of the Week" doesn't?

Thought "Myspace Whore of the Week" from 1-22-06 was the only one who knew how to put a box over their box, think again. This anorexic beauty has figured out microsoft paint, I just wish she could get a box over her face too.

Or we could just make her hotter with some photo work, it's not as good as her photo work with the boxes though.

Ohh yeah, now she's hot. Damn I would fuck Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, he's so cool!

Anyway's back to Monica. In her profile she states, "GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK!!!" And she is so right, I mean come on, it's elephants that know how to fuck and she is an expert on that. She also explains to us, "two pussys are better than a dick and a pussy, unless its pussy and pussy with a dildo." So let me get this straight, or gay or however she wants it. Sex = pussy² or is it pussy² + dildo > pussy², or maybe it's the

square root of pussy - dick = David Copperfield. I don't, someone message her and ask her.

Seriously, what the hell are the pictures doing in the bottom corner of this picture? Here she's is again amazing me with her Paint skills. I like the Superman shirt she has on, I bet she has breast of steel, or probable just nipples of steel, there isn't much there in the breast department.

Okay she's asks us another question, and it can be answered on the main page. We have set up a poll to see what you think about it. " ...try and guess what kind of music i listen to when i fuck......"

No that's not her actually caption, but that's the first thing that came to my mind when I seen this. What a whore.

When speaking about movies, our "Myspace Whore of the Week" replies, " i espesially like movies that can make me laugh till i pee on myself." Wow me too, cause I just wait for the moment, I embrace the moment when I "pee" on myself from laughing. Ohh that warm feeling of "pee" make me feel, well, warm all over and it smelling just grandma's fresh pee soup.

Mine too, it's such a casual picture, kinda like an Abercrombie and Fitch picture, except she's a whore and wearing little to nothing and Abercrombie and Fitch models are just whores.

Well tune in next week kids for the next installment of [in a loud voice] "DAMNCRACKERS.com MYSPACE WHORE OF THE WEEK"