This weeks special

 

She's a "fine" aged women who doesn't think fat roles and one too many NASCAR parties make a girl unattractive. 

 

 

She also thinks that by placing flowers over her genitals it makes her even more attractive.  Maybe she is trying to say she still has her flower, which I would not argue with because I can tell you I wouldn't nail that with a hammer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the fuck is this?  She doesn't claim to be a man, or a hermaphrodite, but the area between her legs doesn't look void of male reproductive organs. Maybe that was her intention.  It takes away from the large roll directly above the black hole.  Or maybe that is just a third breast, which again she does not claim to have.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, pull those up a little higher you sexy cow!

 

 

 

If she ever comes to your house. Watch out! She likes to mark her territory.

 

 

Back rolls, are you serious, fucking back rolls.  I could have sworn it was a state law you had to wear a one piece if you have back rolls.  Oh wait, she's a "Georgia Peach."  You can't be a Georgia Peach with out back rolls.

 

 

 

 

So let's give a round of applause for Lady Eve.  Who would have ever
thought this proud parent would ever be divorced.  She's looking for a
Gentleman Adam to help her repopulate the earth.  And with a web
connect of Farting Sexy, what man wouldn't jump at this chance?  One
potential Adam says, "I like how she has maintained the same figure
since running track in high school in 1977." - Brandon Young 

Feel free to befriend Lady Eve so she can "Do it all!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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