Ohh whore ohh whore where can you be?
Ahh there you are
Whore!!
This weeks whore is straight out of San Francisco and I am sure it isn't a suprise to you that she lists her self as bi. What a suprise! I don't think you can be a Damn Crackers MySpace whore of the week without being bi. Though this whore doesn't show any pictures of her self with another whore, her top 8 list is filled with whores.
You get bonus whore points if you make enough MySpace profiles of yourself to fill your own top 8 list, this bitch has just leveled up. Please pause for whore reflection.......................................................has it registered yet just how conseded you have to be to do this? So you should understand why she get's the honor of being the DamnCrackers MSWOTW(MySpaceWhoreOfTheWeek). Let's now take a look at her info. Our comments are in black, her's in...well you can figure it out.
*single*19*sexy* *single*19*sore vagina*
*bisexual*open-minded* *liar*open-legs*
hobz….
*shopping*singing*flirting* where's "enjoying the idea that old pervs masturbate to me?"
*partying*hair*makeup* *cock*vagina*15 more cocks*
*girls*teasing*kitties*
If theses are organized into groups I do not what to know why kitties are in with girls and teasing, that's some kinky shit.
*rain*diamonds*bebe*Pearl Necklaces
*coach*boys*skirts*torso*
Coach the tv show? Hell, even the Dauber tagged this bitch.
Ahh the classic whore picture, most likely taken in her parents shower with her brother taking the pictures, that's the usual set up.
And this one most likely on her parents bed, or possible grandparents bed.
"I can't stand girls obsessing over their weight."-But she has no problem with girls that spread their legs for anyone with a 5 dollar bill and a pack of skittles.
"...leave me a comment, my message box is SO FULL."-What a cunt, she wants messages but cannot take the time to atleast read the ones she gets, or even just do a mass deletion from the 132 messages doggy sends her a day.
To answer some popular questions, yes I've been with a girl before!!!! Now HUSH!!!!-Yeah I am sure this was one of the popular questions, right behind, "Will you fuck me?", "Can I masturbate to pictures of you?" "Have you ever experimented with elephants?" "Isn't DamnCrackers.com the coolest site on the internet?"
Okay, she just shit the cookie monster!
And well we have cookie monsters input but what does Andy Reid think about this weeks whore?
Yeah, I'm sure you would. That's what you said about the farting sexy whore too.
Here is the reason you don't put pictures of yourself up on the internet.
Because old guys like
this will beat their magical staff to your pictures.
This weeks whore is sponsored by Chips Ahoy and Valtrex, because after you drink out of this whores, "bottle of milk" you're going to need a little Valtrex.
This weeks whore isn't really sponsored by Chips Ahoy or Valtrex, but it sure as hell should be.
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