Ohh happy happy joy joy, it's that time again kids!
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"You Can't Change The Way I Feel"
Female
20 years old
Lansford, PENNSYLVANIA
United States
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Oh Jamie Lee you can't change the way I feel either, which is... well lets first start with this: Another model, right, well this model looks like a model of a star treck Klingon, fuck, it looks like she got beat in the head and neck area with a sack of quarters. Get outa here with that busted ass face..... Holy shit... Speaking of shit, I believe i've shit better looking turds.
Jamie Lee explains her self to us a little by saying, "I am a model with experience!" A model with experience huh? The only modeling experience this girl has is for trailor park weekly. Im sure she's a regular trailor park queen. I can only imagine her taking her false teeth out and gumming some drunk, fat, hillbilly wearing wife beater's dick. Oh now wait a minute, those can't be false teeth. Shit, her teeth look like fifty year old piano keys, all yellow and busted up, and this chicks a model!? Yeah im Brad Pitt too. To be truthful about it, I really dont think this chick is a chick at all. I bet she has her/his balls duct taped in its butt crack.
That hair looks like seven different shades of shit, and she kinda reminds me of Manson.
Now for the pictures,
Models normally have some sort of boobage, just checked and no boobage accounted for. Tell ya the truth, I have bigger tits, Im not kiddn I do.
To see what I mean,
just go here (nudity, well...kinda if you wanna call them tits)
Most of the time the whore of the week is actually hot, shes just an internet whore, but this whore I wouldnt fuck with my boy doggy's dick,(sorry doggy had to do it, Damn hippy)
She also thinks shes a porn star of some sort. The only porn this girls doin is kiddie porn, she looks like shes 14 years old. Actaully let me rephrase that, she looks like she just ate a 14 year old and then masterbated to reruns of "Saved By The Bell."
I'm thinkin the people that commented on this pic might collectly have 10 teeth, maybe they can all get together and come up with a nice set of teeth for her. Go see for yourself, and please add her, comment on her and then report back to us on our
forum if she writes back to you, and please let her know she can call herself a, "DamnCrackers.com Whore of the Week."
Okay it's game time! Which one is Jamie Lee and which one is Marilyn Manson?
A or B
A or B
A or B
I bet you think you know which one is which huh. You guys are so smart, that is why you read this fine site. But atlast, we fooled you, they were all Jamie Lee!
I was just thinking, where could such a hot model as the one we have here do all this modeling.? Who could forget the modeling mecca of the east coast, Lansford, PA. I dont even know where the hell that is and I've lived in PA my whole life. God damn girl you suck at life, Die please.
Or even better, call up R Kelly. I know he could find some use for you.
-MACE
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