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Okay back to DamnCrackers.com Myspace Whore of the Week. This weeks winner is, *GiRLRaceR* and her caption says, "* my MAN said IM his HONEY DIP.... cute huh?* *" Huh? What the fuck is she talking about? Your new name is Chapstick, and you will respond to only that! Okay Chapstick!?

Let's start by looking at Chapstick's details.

Now for the run down.

Status: in a relationship-with a pimp who can get me 500 a pop!

Here for: friends- Who the fuck looks for friends by posting half nude pictures of themself, oh you know the answer already, the Whore of the Week does.

Orientation: Straight-wha? huh? where? who? I am so confused. She didn't say bi?

We know John settle down, she's just a whore, they lie a lot.

Chapstick states, "People who know of me have two contrasting views of my personality, either they think im quiet and shy, or stuck up and conceded..I live in my own world and those who are fortunate enough to be in it will realize that im a better person than people bring me out to be." Maybe we were wrong to pick her for the Whore of the Week. I think I am going to go find another whore...

Fuck that, she is completely whore material.

"I need the 500 first, then you can ride the green car of doctors visits and Q-tips up your penis"

Damn, and I only brought a "fity". I'll be right back.

Well let's get a feel for who this weeks whore actually is. Chapstick states, "i have a strong intrest in the latest urban fashions...(I gotta stay lOOkin FLYYYYY)" Okay you got to stay looking "fly" but if you actually use "fly" in a sentence when you are serious you should be beat in the eye with a jack hammer, but the jack hammer would actually be my fist. Damn I hate this whore. Chapstick also wants to tell everyone out there, "In my free time when im not working i enjoy hangin out wit my girls getting VIP treatment which means: ( IF I DONT WANT U IN THA CLUB, ALL I GOTTA DO IS POINT... AND UR OUT...)" Let's read that again, "In my free time when im not getting pounded in the ass by 12 construction workers i enjoy skankin it wit my girls getting VIP treatment which means: ( IF I DONT WANT U IN THA CLUB, ALL I GOTTA DO FUCK THE BOUNCERS WHILE THEIR BUDDIES WATCH... AND UR OUT, RIGHT AFTER I GET TAG TEAMED BY THE BOUNCERS BUDDIES...)" Did that help to clear up any confusion? I hope so.

Chapstick informs us, "My boyfriend is not only my "SEXY BABY" but my BESTFRIEND as well.... i have a lil baby boy and hes my precious heart.. LOVE HIM TO DEATH... ( LOVE U BOO BOO)" I think she messed this sentence up, it should be as follows. "i have a lil baby boy and hes my precious heart.. LOVE HIM TO DEATH... ( LOVE U BOO BOO)...My boyfriend is not only my "SEXY BABY" but my BESTFRIEND as well." Now you see why she is the Whore of the Week, she's sick. Oh yeah and just incase Doggy reads this, her boyfriend is her baby, sick.

Hey that's Andy Reid's line. You can't say that.

Damn Andy you're a fucking machine. That Farting Sexy bitch was a pretty big whore though so I understand.

Well as we near the end of the Whore of the Week I would like to provide you with some pictures of Chapstick. It looks like she has some of her class pictures on her profile.

Well that's kind of a low cut shirt to be wearing in school.

Well I don't know what kind of school this bitch is going to....I was just informed Chapstick is actually attending whore college. Oh and how I do love the tattoo on her back, it gives all her clients and classmates something to aim for. And I just read what it says on her panties, and I don't think gold digging is what is going to be going on back there. Fucking whore.

I don't know about the top 5 words but I do know that last word is in the exact place it should be, because that is probable what is underneath.

And here is a comment on Chapstick's picture from the fag of the week.

Just by looking at his picture you can tell he's gay.

We know John, he's actually gay.

Well that concludes this weeks whore, stop by the forum, and tell your friends.