Okay, here at DamnCrackers we make fun of fat people and wanna-be porn stars. But like the famous Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, sometimes two great tastes taste great together. What if we combine fat girl and a porn star? Better yet, what if the woman in question is intentionally gaining weight to become the greatest fat porn star in the world. Ladies and gentleman, I give you….Jigglin’ Jacki

According to her profile, for 30 years Jacki “… wanted a big belly, so I gained. Why should I deny my happiness, because someone I dont know, doesnt like the hat I'm wearing?!” Seriously, this woman is the opposite of a bulimic. She wakes up everyday, looks in the mirror, and says to herself that she doesn’t look big or fat enough! So, better stuff her face full of pastries and sausage in the morning. Can you imagine someone boasting and posting their anorexia pictures on myspace? Look at her admiring that ample and luscious belly…

Jacki goes on to say “I like to gain slowly, though at first I gained 75 lbs. in a year, I remain a SLOW gainer. I want to look a certain way.” That certain way includes only ballooning up to a small 400 lbs. I’m sure somewhere out there is a woman writing about her many amputations so she can finally be who she always wanted to be….a limbless bowling pin! Hell, for all we know that could be the ultimate goal of our dear friend Jacki. Speaking of bowling, look at this wonderful friend of Jacki's who actually looks like a bowling ball. This could be them posing for the 7 10 split.

OH NO . . . Watch out Jacki! There is a diet pepsi in the background.

I’m surprised Jacki just doesn’t have a donation on her site for food. “Please press the paypal button and donate five dollars so I can buy tasteekakes!!! You can help me reach my weight goal of half a Volkswagen.” With food prices rising, I’m sure it will soon be a feature on her page.

"IF YOU WANT TO USE MY PICS IN YOUR PROFILE.........ASK ME FIRST " writes Jacki.

Hello Jacki,

This is Damn Crackers here. We were wondering if we may use your pictures on our webpage. If you don't mind, please don't respond.

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Okay, thanks then.

P.S. - Please leave some steak for the rest of us.

Well after diving futher into the fat, we dug up a nice little piece of information on Jacki. She has her own Yahoo! group, and once you get there you find this message,

"If you would like to contribute to the SNACK FUND, send paypal payments to jigglijacki@yahoo.com. Thank you for stopping by and enjoying my fat!!!"

So, I guess Jacki does have a food fund. That is why we are asking you, the reader, to send Jacki the donate button from a few setences up. And if you do, please send us her response. Thank you in advance.

Jacki is looking for a guy who is “A smart, humble, lean, athletic, handsome, financially responsible, family-oriented, spontaneous, confident, respectful, travel bug.” How about a guy who has a penis that will fit into her bloated belly button? That might assist in the lovemaking. Speaking of which Jacki’s turn-on is to be “fed during sex.” Surprise, surprise!!! Who would of guessed that would be a pleasurable experience in this elephant’s life? Anyway, here’s to you Jacki…a true standout and our newest Myspace Whore of the Week!

If you have anyother questions on Jacki please see her profile, and if you only read one thing on there, make sure you read her blog labeled, "******* Jackis FAQs******* ".

This image has not been photoshoped in anyway, shape or form.

- Hasta Luego

Oh and check back next week, 6/1/08 for a brand new WOTW.