Hello all I am Derrick and I write about whores.  Welcome back Derrick.  Why thank you Derrick, I am glad to be back after having guest writers for two weeks.  No thank you Derrick, and have a great day! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No I didn't go crazy, but I did go and make one of Horsey's friend the WOTW.  Who is Horsey you ask, well shame on you for not reading the WOTW on a weekly basis, hence the name whore of the WEEK, but for those of you that don't I will briefly explain. Horsey was the WOTW 3 weeks ago and thought she would threaten us with a lawsuit.  Go read it, it's pretty good. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well on to the current WOTW,

 

12, nah she couldn't be. She assures us she is 20 years old and from Georgia.  Well here read for yourself and you know how it works, everything in ( ) are my comments.

 

I'm a 20 year old student from Atlanta Ga. I love clubs, boys, and booze of course.(of course . . . it makes taking off your clothes for money seem a little more "unskanklike" and loosens up the body for . . well. . . you know, the champaign room.)  I love to party when I'm not working(I wonder what her idea of a party is?  By looking at her first picture I would have to say, a game of scrabble, no double word score.  Followed by a 12 man gag fuck with extra carpet burns). I just started dancing again on the side. I do parties only(but give her enough money and she will do anything or anyone . . . Doggy, uhh hum). I never dance in clubs( it's not dancing, it's the art of frictionless penis arousal). So if you're nearby and need some entertainment, hit me up!!!(Doggy this is your cue) I am also looking to get into pictures so If u know where to get started in Atlanta let me know!!!(Shit I've never been to Atlanta but I am sure I know where to start, try any guy with a camera and 20 bucks.)

 

 

 

 

Who I'd like to meet:
maybe something serious if someone can tame me, or some lovely ladies and gentlemen to spend time with. I'm also putting my pic up so hopefully I'll get some work out of this too.

 

If only someone could tame her, let's say Andy Reid?  I bet Andy Reid could tame her and give her some work at the same time! 

 

 

 

I'm sorry Andy, all I got is 1/2 a breast, 2 legs and a number 5 from Taco Bell.  Doggy might have some horse tranqs though.

 

 

 

 

Frankie's only blog is as follows.

 

 

I would love to know what goes on in the day in the life of a stripper.  Is there a mailing list I can sign up on?  Can I buy your book, "1 night 35 cocks and a bottle of pain killers?"  Maybe I could get your monthly magazine, "4 cocks a day"?  Oh wait . . . I just got her weekly e-mailing.  I'll post it.

 

Hey peoples!  This is Frankie here, hee hee.  I just took my clothes off for some guys!  They were all over 40 and never looked at anything except my hatchet wound.  What is that about?  I mean come on, I have titties too!  Then my 10 minutes were up so I went in the back and put my clothes back on.  Later I played scrabble, no double word score and then got gag raped, it was super sweet. I got 8 carpet burns, that out does my record, hee hee.  Thank Allah I got that aloe plant. Byeees until next week.  Hee Hee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Always a lady"

 

Yeah until she opens those legs up and out pops Mr. Winky.

 

 

"This carpet gives the bestest burns!"

 

 

 

 

I can see her ass strech marks, and I seriously bet this picture was taken in her parents house while they were in the kitchen.  She didn't even take the time to completely remove her pants.  That's what I call a lazy whore.

 

 

 

 

 

What fucking game do you wanna play now, Frankie?  Go fish, shoots and ladders, guess how many guys 40 and over stared at your orange slices tonight?

 

 

 

Wow Derrick, thanks for writing that WOTW.  No problem Derrick it was my pleasure.  Well Derrick have a good day.  You too Derrick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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