Hi. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How are you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's that time of week again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know you are excited.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was the WOTW.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you like her?  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Her fingers taste like puke. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is if you read the last WOTW. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn she was ulgy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is this getting annoying?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I bet it is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I want to stop but I can't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I guess I can.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alright I will stop.  This WOTW is SEXY.  No I am not calling her sexy.  That is the name she has given to herself on MySpace.com.  I am calling her a whore, hence the nomination for WOTW.  So since she says her fingers taste like me I am renaming her, "Taint."  Taint loves making shit.  Yep, that's right.  She loves making shit.  So I guess she loves eating too, though she doesn't inform us of that piece of info.  I personally love taking a shit and I love eating but I just don't get how you love making shit?  You have no clue what I am talking about do you?  Read Taints interests.

 

 

Fourth entry in her interests is "making shit".  With an intellect like this I bet she is the center of conversation at every party. 

 

Party Scene

 

Party Guy-"So Taint everyone here thinks you rock, what do you do in your spare time?"

 

Taint-"I make shit."

 

Party Guy-"That is so awesome!  What do you do for fun?"

 

Taint-"I make shit!"

 

Party Girl-"That does sound like fun!  Do you like music?"

 

Taint-"Yeah music, I love music.  Definitely!  I also like photography, yeah.  I like taking pictures too, not the same thing.  No definitely not."

 

Party Tard-"Do you like women, Taint?"

 

Taint-"Yeah definitely, definitely love women."

 

Party Turdett-"What about cars, do you like cars?"

 

Taint-"It's a 2000 Toyota Celica.  Yeah, 4 cyclinder GT. Rice burner mainly.  Yeah.  Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday."

 

Bob Dole-"What else do you like to do Taint?"

 

Taint-"Yeah, Don't know, I'm not sure what else.  Yeah."

 

 

Alright! Rain Man just put this whore in her place.  You fucking rock Rain Man.

 

 

 

Okay on to Taint's about me section. 

 

 

"I love going to the beach, hanging out with friends and playing on my live webcam."

What it actually means-I love being a whore any where I am.  And for those times when no one is around, I bought a webcam so I can be a whore on the net.

 

"Since I am a true Gemini the internet allows me to act out the wild side of me."

What it should have said- I like to make excuses of why I am a whore.

 

"I guess I am an attention freak because I love hearing compliments from people watching me on my webcam."

What she doesn't know- It's actually her grandpa watching.

 

"If you are interested in seeing me on my cam you can click this link to see me."

My question to her- Are you taking a dump?  Or are you making shit?  I heard you like to do that.

 

"If you want to see my *really* naughty profile, (you know, with the pics myspace keeps deleting), check me out here
XOXOXO *S*" 
The cheap mans way- Just go to hungryjoes.com, I think I seen a picture of her there before.  Under the wives and girlfriends section. 

 

 

 

 

 

Under Taint's Who I'd Like to meet section she writes, "I love trading sexy pics with girls only. Message me if you want to trade."  Oh Ohhhh . . . I got a Paris Hilton rookie card.  You know before the VD and the clap brought down her stats and now shes only batting a  .1222.  What will you trade me for that?  Maybe I can trade you the Pamela Anderson card I have from before she got her implants.  I think she was some where around the 3,000 penetrations point in her career there.  I guess I will actually message this to her.  I will be right back.

 

I'm back, that was quick wasn't it.

 

 

Well that was a waste of time.  I probably won't get a reply.  But if I do I will be sure to post it up.

 

 

 

 

 

Well by this time you should be understanding of this nomination.  I don't want to get anyone saying, "I bet she is a nice girl and isn't a whore at all.  I bet she reads the Bible and cures cancer on her webcam.  It is wrong of you to assume that she takes off her clothing and shoves everything in her refrigerator into her vagina.  I don't think that she gets out the broom and has a competition with her roommate who can get it futher up their hatchet wound.  You shouldn't have made an assumption that she has a pet monkey and promotes animal abuse by making it crawl into her death valley.  That was wrong of you to say that."

 

I never said that.  But thank you quotation marks for saying it for me.   Oh and just incase you would think she isn't deserving . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This picture was taken during the aforementioned animal abuse. 

 

 

 

 

 

This WOTW has been on myspace.com for 2 weeks and already has 1400+ friends and about 5 blogs or so.  Here is one of the blogs.

 

 

 

Who couldn't beat 12?  Yeah I definitely could just lie and say that I got a score of 68.  Yeah definitely.  So I did. 

 

 

 

Yeah I know I spelled words wrong.  It helps bring me down to her level, and plus it's Saturday morning and I drank way too much last night and got up way too early.

Hopefully she will not delete it before Sunday.  Which would be today for you but tomorrow for me.  Understand?  Good, now go to her blog and see if she did delete it or not.  Then add her as a friend and just start posting numbers.  Post pictures, post the rain man picture from earlier on, post pictures of you masturbating to her pictures, just post something to this blog.   

 

 

 

 

 

Andy Reid was not available for comments this week.  He is still throwing up his bucket of KFC and side of half a cow after he viewed last weeks whore.  We did ask Doggy what he thought.

 

See what Doggy said.  Turn sound on.

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know lets ask Scarface.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Again make sure you tune into Sunday Services tonight at 10 PM.  They have recently have gotten their website up and running.  Go check them out at http://www.sundayservicesradio.com/. 

 

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