MySpace Whore - 6/24/07

It's been a long time coming but it's finally here. It's just about time that we bring in another WOTW for this year.

Okay I am not going to rhyme any longer, I hate rhyming. I feel like I need to snap my fingers after I do and then smoke a joint and talk about how people just don't get it man. They just don't get it, MAAAANNN!

It has been a super long time since we had a whore of the week. Don't think we haven't been doing anything in the past few months though. Go check out our YouTube.That is where most of our time has gone. We have also produced an amazing amount of "Really Annoying People" skits, based on the Bud Light commercials, "Real Men Of Genius", though ours are actually funny. And there are other bits and pieces of new things. But you can go look at them later.

So here is your WOTW. Actually . . . fuck you . . . you don't deserve a whore of the week. Hell you don't deserve a whore of the anytime, because what do you do to deserve it? Do you call your congressman and let him know what a fine job we are doing? NO. Do you hire sky writers to write how awesome our site is in the sky? No. Do you masturbate to the whore of the week that we put together for you? Yeah you probably do. Do you stand on street corners and preach the good word that DamnCrackers.com has to offer, that we are here for your salvation? NO you don't. But I am not here to be self righteous. So you will get your WOTW(whore of the whenever we want), and what a whore I have found for you. This whore I have found, is a self conceded, egotistical, slut who even had plastic surgery and she's out here on the internet showin' her stuff and simple just being a whore.

But first I must talk to you about a problem that is facing the academic community these days. It has sparked debate all over America and other countries. It is pitting scientists against the religious community and it must be address. So here it is. Did dinosaurs become extinct from a large asteroid hitting the Earth or did they actually die from dinosaur AIDS? With how promiscuous the dinosaur race was, I would have to say it was from the dinosaur AIDS. Those bastards fucked like animals, and I don't think they used protection.

Okay, now on to the WOTW.

Scroll down, you can do it.

Here she is.

WHAT A WHORE! I don't know what else to say right now. I am just in shock. And you should be too.

Look at her MySpace page. Go look at it, seriously. It has whore written all over it.

Besides that she is actually trying to whore her way into being the President of the United States. She has a family tradition to up hold, and being a whore is the main part of it. If you didn't know it, her wife Bill Clinton was the 42nd President of the U.S. and Bill was caught jackin' an intern with a mexican dildo.

Hillary, the current whore of the whenever, is trying so much to whore her way into the White House that she has put these banners on her site.

So I have gone to the trouble of making some banners of my own to help thwart off the threat of having another whore in the White House. Please feel free to put them on any web page that you like.

Vote For Hillary Clinton

Just copy and paste the following anywhere that HTML is accepted, like your MySpace page.

I Heart HIllary Clinton

Just copy and paste the following anywhere that HTML is accepted, like your MySpace page.

Oh yeah and we can't by-pass the fact that she has scandalous videos of herself up either.

I haven't watched them myself but from what my sources tell me, they might involve midgets, 4 tubs of butter, a slip and slide and Hillary's anus.

That is just wrong. So sick and wrong. She is defiantly WOTW material.

Maybe you still don't believe me. Well then let me present her friend list to you

26 thousand friends huh. Who in the world has that many friends? Not her for sure. Now wait, I think she is just making profiles so it looks like she has a lot of friends.

She actually made a Friends of Hillary site, and when you go there you see that she actually doesn't have 26,649 friends.

That lying whore. Dirty lying friend whore. And as we see, Hillary is Hillary's #1 friend. What a self conceded dirty lying friend whore. And that profile is a completely different profile than this one, which isn't really her either. There is a conspiracy here, someone call Michael Moore, he'll figure it out, he can figure anything out. Just like he figured out that you can capitalize off of just about anything in this society, such as tragedy as shown in his movies, Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 9/11.

I found this on her profile that I found after i visited her profile for her friends that we saw after we started talking about how she created profiles so it looks like she has friends, understand? I am sure you do.

This is the only audience that loves Mrs. Clinton's book. The ones that can't read.

Here is Mrs. Clinton's picture that shows she support inter-racial relations.

Take it, it might not be a mexican dildo, but it will show you're not a racist.

I like how she took this picture at the United Hospital Fund. Black dildo's for everyone, it's the only thing she could come up with for a unified health care program.

That's it. Good bye.