WOTW 
 

      If I may, Mr. Damncracker guy in your super fly jacket, I’m going to attempt a WOTO after a hiatus. I must say I can remember when you were first utilized as the brain child of a drunken fellow entertaining himself during the week at our local bar. However, you have grown, oh my, how you have grown. So, to show some respect to the hairless one, I bow once again in your pursuit of free will, and the power of unrestricted free speech. I bring you the sacrificial offering of…..

Christina.

(Followed by ooooohs and ahhhhhs if you please.)

 
 

      Christina, in every sense of the word, is a certified WOTW. The problem this young vixen has, I believe, is the wealth of her unsuspecting family. “Unsuspecting you say?” Naturally any parent who lays about 15 g’s on the table to let their daughter pump herself full of botox and silicone is either unsuspecting of their daughters future porn career, or for lack of a better term FUCKING RETARDED! I’m not talking normal retarded, like drool and shit in their hair retarded, or backwoods Jeb Clemfield retarded. I’m talking G.W. Bush retarded.

      If I had a daughter like this, and I won’t trust me, I’d either just break down and chain her in my basement, or hire a surgeon with all of my filthy richness to sew her vagina shut so she could no long pollute our lovely earth with anymore WOTWs.

      I have studied a great deal in the field of biology and evolution. This field presents some of the most astonishing facts about the nature of animals and how they adapt to better themselves and there offspring to survive and prosper for generations there after. When evaluating this young lady, I distinctly detect a narrowing, or rounding of the mouth and jaw area in every picture I obtain. After further evaluation, it is my clinical opinion that this young lady suffers from suckemofficus aloticus, or in lay persons’ terms if YA can’t beat em’, Blow em’. This is a common adaptation found in most young ladies attending college, with poor GPAs between the ages of 18 to 23. In a strange twist of fate these women can also be found in abundance on the popular web site Myspace.

       Another adaptation I have come across in recent studies occurs when one is totally obsessed with ones’ self. This adaptation occurs within the upper portion of the spinal column or neck area and is referred to in Latin terms as Pictureus self Slutticus, a deadly genetic adaptation. In extreme cases, one associate of mine has reported the total collapse of the patients’ esophagus, from prolonged head tilting. This is a deadly genetic mutation…

      

 

      Once these changes have occurred in an individual it can never be reversed. However, hope does exist for some of these individuals. It comes in the form of aging, or waking up and realizing that you are about to look like Joan Rivers, Ru Paul, or Liza Menelli in a few short years.

 

 

 

      Notice the increasing arch within the eye brow area, a sure sign that within another 10 years, her eye brows will be located on the top of her cranium and she will be forced to nourish herself in her forehead area where her moth will now be located.

      Miss Christina can stop this madness now and eventually she will age naturally, or she can continue with the surgeries and loose all hope of ever being able to nourish her body with anything else but an intravenous supply of semen.

      I am extremely worried about the health of this individual, but with stunning one liners as “I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fu man chu.” Who can help but wonder the pornographic future of such a young women.

      This is a brief summary of this new genetic phenomena, I hope you too will reach out and help your own friends who you fear may be starting to evolve for the worst. You can casually approach them with picture evidence in hand, and calmly state. “YO, listen here ya fuckn’ whore, you’re such as god damn cum dumpster I don’t even know where to start!!” “I hope you get infected with every damn STD known to man.” Tell her, her cunt smells so bad the stray cat population tripled because of the rotten tuna fish smell she brings to the neighborhood. I’m sure many of you can interject plenty of side splitting comments of your own. Plus you could just wish death upon her. In which case we would all be better off, because the world would be short one more Whore of the week. Every little bit helps….

      Thank you, Mr. Damncracker for the opportunity to add to your already fantastic list of cum junkies in America. I hope my biological study has opened the door form your readers about the wonders of genetic study. Hopefully one day, as stem cell research and gene transfer cases increase, society will find these practices more socially acceptable. One day my friends, one day, we may no longer have to spend our time degrading simple minded, want to be prostitutes, and there will no longer be a need for a whore of the week. Who am I kiddn’… This shits fun. Plus the world will never be rid of whores like Christina.  

      MaCeInYaFaCe- Signing off, Happy Whoring