Well I'm fucking tired, beat up from a week of drinking and I am hot as an atheist in their afterlife. It was probably more like a month of straight drinking, but who cares. What really matters is the last whore of the week was written 2 weeks ago. Last week it was supposed to be written by Gerald Young. That didn't happen. But it is okay, he needs a break. He's been writing and masturbating to these Whores for the last 6 months. Whores, I capitalized it. They are people too you know. Well not for long, the HIV will someday turn into AIDS and that will be that. So please let me entertain you with my dick making skills. I gots mad ones ya nah. Skills that is, not dicks. So here it goes. Please hold your applause till the end. I am cocky, I know.
Summer
There you have her. That's the WOTW. It was good wasn't it. Well tune in next week, and thanks for reading. You may applaud me now.
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